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homealone is Brian Spilner.

Look at the evidence.

Spilner, a cop from Az.

homealone a cop from NM.

Spilner, almost blew the welds on his intake with too much NAWS.

homealone DID blow up his intake with too much NAWS.

Spilner, drives rice

homealone has whited out sidemarkers, and had a big white stricker across nearly half his back window until we peeled it off a a GTG.

Spilner bags hottie Jordana Brewster almost immediatly after they meet.

homealone.... well, nevermind, maybe they aren't the same guy after all.
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Maybe it would be funnier if I knew who the heck Brian Spilner was.

Wait - scratch that.....homealone is funny enough.
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Brian Spilner is who Paul Walker plays in Fast and Furious!!
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Brian Spilner is who Paul Walker plays in Fast and Furious!!

tsk tsk, its no suprise that Barbie wouldn't know, but com'on Marisa!
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BarbieDawl83: how was i suppossed to know his name
BarbieDawl83: i dont like those rice movies
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Brian Spilner is Brian O'Conner's (Paul Walker) undercover name you dumbasses.
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Thumbs down Talisman

Another ass with a foot in it... you cut people down with your movie 'knowledge"... for someone who hates ricers.. you sure have your Uncle Bens recipes down pat!... Loser
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Another ass with a foot in it... you cut people down with your movie 'knowledge"... for someone who hates ricers.. you sure have your Uncle Bens recipes down pat!... Loser
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but com'on Marisa!
<----- not a movie fan.

at all.

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Re: homealone is Brian Spilner.

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Spilner bags hottie Jordana Brewster almost immediatly after they meet.

homealone.... well, nevermind, maybe they aren't the same guy after all.
LMAO!

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Another ass with a foot in it... you cut people down with your movie 'knowledge"... for someone who hates ricers.. you sure have your Uncle Bens recipes down pat!... Loser

Maybe you'd like to clarify your post since it lacks any flow that resemble actual information being put together. First off, 66Deuce has used the uncle Bens comments for MONTHS. Surely you aren't that pathetic that you need to borrow from his very limited list of cutdowns to try and raise yourself above the level of my knees to get a really good look at my crotch. Hell, come to think of it, I really don't even need a second off. You must be reffering to your own ass and the firm imprint my size 14 Converse just made in it.
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Question Hmm.

So you didn't start this post... Again I say.... Loser and now dumbass... Size 14 lol! you wish!
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So you didn't start this post... Again I say.... Loser and now dumbass... Size 14 lol! you wish!

You're a bright one. Yes I did start this post. And yes, my feet are practiclly water skis. Ask the, oh say about 7 people who have posted on this thread that know me.
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Size 14 lol! you wish!
LMAO, you must not know Talisman

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You know what they say about a man with big feet...

he has big shoes
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Hey, who's Brian Spilner?
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What about compairing in the second movie.

Brian Spilner - on the run from the cops. After loosing his job.
Homealone - probably got run out of New Mexico after loosing his job.

Brian Spilner - got his badge taken away
Homealone - probably ran with his before they could take it away.

Brian Spilner - wanted the girl but didn't get her
Homealone - always wants the girl and well... we all know never gets her.

I'm sure there's more. I just woke up.


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Hey, who's Brian Spilner?
See first part of thread. Duh.
Brian Spilner = Brian O'Conner = character in Fast and Furious. Alson 2 Fast 2Furious . PLayed by Paul Walker .
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See first part of thread. Duh.
Brian Spilner = Brian O'Conner = character in Fast and Furious. Alson 2 Fast 2Furious . PLayed by Paul Walker .
Duh!
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Whited out side markers are cool! Especially if they are still reflective like the red ones!


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WAY COOL!!!!

Hahahaha! Must've struck a nerve there.
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Hahahaha! Must've struck a nerve there.
And covering up where the tint stops is WAY COOL too!

You don't know cool, with yo itty bitty feet.


14s? Pshhhhh.......
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Smile No it's true...

His car does run 14's.. Oh you didn't know?... Damn.. and you thought that it was his shoe size?.... Unless he is like 7' tall, then i would call him a freak and still talisman you have a slow car...
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His car does run 14's.. Oh you didn't know?... Damn.. and you thought that it was his shoe size?.... Unless he is like 7' tall, then i would call him a freak and still talisman you have a slow car...
hes like 6'5" or 6'6" you're an idiot.

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His car does run 14's.. Oh you didn't know?... Damn.. and you thought that it was his shoe size?.... Unless he is like 7' tall, then i would call him a freak and still talisman you have a slow car...
Its funny that everyone in this thread knows one another, yet the only one making a complete ass of themselves doesn't even know one of us. [shrug] If you think I'm so slow I'll happily hand you your ass at your convience. Original name, btw. How long did it take to think that one up?
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Its funny that everyone in this thread knows one another
I do know everyone in this thread, with the exception of 01Whitecobra, and you're all dumbasses. Especially Eric, its almost like hes making fun of someone for having yellow tires.
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I do know everyone in this thread, with the exception of 01Whitecobra, and you're all dumbasses. Especially Eric, its almost like hes making fun of someone for having yellow tires.

Bitch, get back in your own thread.
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I do know everyone in this thread, with the exception of 01Whitecobra, and you're all dumbasses. Especially Eric, its almost like hes making fun of someone for having yellow tires.
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I do know everyone in this thread, with the exception of 01Whitecobra, and you're all dumbasses. Especially Eric, its almost like hes making fun of someone for having yellow tires.
I'm a dumbass as well.
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Only if I can get you and James to play, and you can each get three other people to play, and those people can each get five more people to play.....................
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Only if I can get you and James to play, and you can each get three other people to play, and those people can each get five more people to play.....................

what was it called? a level structure or some shit? LOL that guy didn't know what to do when you went out there! You'd think making half a million a month, that sorry bastard would have driven over there instead of walking door to door.
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what was it called? a level structure or some shit? LOL that guy didn't know what to do when you went out there! You'd think making half a million a month, that sorry bastard would have driven over there instead of walking door to door.

Multi-level network marketing, better known as a "pyramid" scheme. I've seen waaaaay too many of them. You have to get in at the top, and sell the "get rich quick and easy" idea. Half the time there is not a decent end product to be sold anyway, and the goal is to get more people signed up under you. They make most of the money on these "buy-ins".

Think about it. He was going door to door, and he wasn't even trying to sell any kind of product or service. He was trying to get me to do what he does. If we're all salespeople, who will be the customer?

When you guys gonna come by and hang out again?
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Multi-level network marketing, better known as a "pyramid" scheme. I've seen waaaaay too many of them. You have to get in at the top, and sell the "get rich quick and easy" idea. Half the time there is not a decent end product to be sold anyway, and the goal is to get more people signed up under you. They make most of the money on these "buy-ins".

Think about it. He was going door to door, and he wasn't even trying to sell any kind of product or service. He was trying to get me to do what he does. If we're all salespeople, who will be the customer?

When you guys gonna come by and hang out again?


Right now! oh wait give me a call.......

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Kyle, you sure talk a lot of shit for someone who backed down when you were confronted face to face by homealone.

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I don't remember us making up stories about an ass beating.
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I don't remember us making up stories about an ass beating.
Well then my apologies, but by the time it got back around to me, i'd been chased through the vendors alley and beat up.

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That's just the way stories grow. We never said anything physical happenned, but as it went around it got embelished more by each person who told it.
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