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Cock Block Defined
Cock Block /kok-blok/ v. 1. To interfere with or obstruct another's attempt at courtship. 2. To delay impending romantic activity between two individuals.
Cock-blocker /kok-blok-er/ n. 1. Someone who takes part in the act of cock-blocking.
B. B. The Act of Cock Block in its Various Forms:
The “Standard” Cock Block (SCB) this, the simplest of Cock Blocks, is simply placing one’s self as the center of attention when a friend or male associate is obviously “macking” or courting a person of the opposite sex. Intentionally telling stories that evoke sympathy for oneself, making self-deprecating, cutesy, or stupid comments or anything deemed otherwise inappropriate to a woman being courted by another male associate; ONE POINT
An “Invisible” Cock Block (ICB) occurs when the male pursuant of a female leaves said females side and a male associate begins to either a) seemingly begin courting her in the friend’s absence b) speaks in a disparaging manner about the absent party. The ICB is an automatic TWO POINT play
The “Unintentional” Cock Block (UCB) occurs in a number of situations and proper penalties are left at the discretion of the cock blocked. A simple example of the UCB comes in trying to aid a male associate in achieving a 1 v. 1, ie solo male to female situation while the courted woman is accompanied by a land monster (ie less desirable woman), friend, or companion. In this case drawing the wrong woman away, ie the courted woman rather than the land monster, results in the Unintentional Cock Block. The UCB can also occur when an associate is reluctant to leave the side of another male associate when an attractive woman engages him in conversation. ; ONE POINT
The “Blatant” Cock Block (BCB) occurs when a male associate, without hesitation or an attempt at salvaging dignity of any manner, intentionally destroys, hinders, or impedes the conversation of another male associate with a female said male is pursuing. An example of the BCB; “Don’t talk to him, he has a girlfriend and doesn’t want to date you, talk to me instead.” THREE POINTS
The “Reverse” Cock Block (RCB) also known as calling “dibs” occurs when upon entrance or upon first sight of an attractive woman any male associate claims her as his own thus seemingly preventing any other males of said male’s party from pursuing that woman. This infraction results in an automatic ONE POINT, if used on more than one woman in the same night the it’s an automatic TWO POINT DEDUCTION
The “Maniac” Cock Block (MCB) occurs when a male associate, unknowingly or not, performs a cock block by flirting, or performing any action deemed “uncool” upon a woman who is understood by all members of the given party to be;
• solitarily associated with
• obvious partner/devotee of
• or exclusively courted by
another member of that party. This infraction draws an automatic ONE POINT.
The Administration of CB Points
Cock Blocking, as defined here in, in based upon a simple point system. A minor block results in ONE POINT, a major infraction results in TWO POINTS. The THREE POINT play has been made to define the severity of more grave CB-ing. In addition the Wings Points have been added to allow for a more working party approach within a given social setting (See Definition and Application below).
A party is defined as a group of people leaving together from a pre-determined location or as a group of people having planned to meet at a given location at a synchronous time. Any member of a particular evening’s party automatically becomes an intermediary of Cock Block and its respective regulations and penalties as defined within this document. These responsibilities cannot be waived, and if ignored the party member will be ejected from the social setting, or ostracized completely by other party members.
Everyone within a given party can Cock Block anyone, even those not within the party and obtain points.
Any rule of Cock Block and its defined points can be overturned, but ONLY with party deliberation and a majority decision.
The use of The Wing Points
The Wing Points are to be used in a situation when a male associate is in need of wing man. A Wingman can be called in to a situation for the following reasons: “Smothering a Grenade,” “Creating a 1 V. 1,” or diffusing any other undesirable situation a male associate may find himself in. If you are called to be a wingman and you do so, you earn ONE POINT. If you successfully increase your friend’s chances and he agrees, you earn TWO POINTS, and finally if you take one for the team, you earn THREE POINTS.
Anyone who does not participate in an asked wingman automatically receives MINUS TWO POINTS.
An additional point will be awarded for a Blind Wingman, if someone steps in as a Wingman without being asked, and the situation does call for it, he will earn a bonus wingman point.
ONE POINT will be awarded for every female above one, that is brought by, or invited by any member of said group. But standard regulars do not count. And, if a woman shows up more than three times, she automatically becomes a regular, and no points will be awarded for her.
Any successful defended trophy from the cockblocks above, will result in TWO POINTS. This is an overall for the night points. Basically if you have someone with you, and you leave with her, or even if you meet one there, and leave with her, you get the two defense points
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