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when do you know its bed time at micheal jacksons house?

when the big hand touches the little hand.
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Maybe this is the correct forum, is Michael Jackson a member of dfwstangs.

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hmmm....we dont' have a user with that screen name.

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How do you hijack a thread that's fucked up in the first place.
its an easy target. I was denied on my last hijack attempt so I wanted to avoid a losing streak.
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thats a bad jetta!!!
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thats a bad jetta!!!

Now thats a man with a good eye and excellent taste in automobiles. Kudos my man.

I wish my Jetta looked like that.
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You progress is coming along nicely.......you've got a lot to learn though.
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You progress is coming along nicely.......you've got a lot to learn though.
ladies and gentleman...a master hijacker is in our presence. *golf clap* *head nod*
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Re: when do you know its bed time at micheal jacksons house?

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when the big hand touches the little hand.
hahahaha funny shit... micheal always gives us something to talk about...
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here is a good one off the net!!

Prooven Facts:

-Micheal Jackson's favorite movie is "Face Off"

-Micheal's son has his mother's eyes and his father's mouth, and
his father's second nose

-Micheal wanted a second kid because he wanted a girl, Micheal's
wife also wanted a girl, that's why she married Micheal.
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Q: What does Micheal have in common with MacDonalds?

A: They both put their meat between 12-year-old buns.

Q: What is the difference between Micheal and a shopping bag?

A: One is plastic and harmful to kids , the other is used to carry
groceries
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A: Because if he was hot, he'd melt!
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Q: What does Micheal have in common with MacDonalds?

A: They both put their meat between 12-year-old buns.

Q: What is the difference between Micheal and a shopping bag?

A: One is plastic and harmful to kids , the other is used to carry
groceries
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What does Micheal Jackson and Walmart have in common?

They both have boys briefs half off
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this is our micheal....
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Recently, I was at a professional football game supporting my favorite team. My seat wasn't the greatest, so when i noticed a vacant seat on the fifty yard line 10 rows up, I headed towards it. I asked the man sitting next to it if the seat was taken. He replied, "No".
I started talking to the man and I learned he owned the seat I was in. He said, "My wife use to love to come to these games until she died."

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As they pass each other the woman leans out the window, points and yells, “PIG! ”

The man immediately leans out his window, shakes his fist and shouts back, “WITCH!"

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he slams into a pig that had wandered into the middle of the road.

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I heard something on the radio the other day about the jetta being the number one car for gay men, so I wouldnt try to brag too much, hollywood

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The girl said she was.

A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the girl was in the same spot, still by herself. Approaching again, Sandy offered, "Would you like me to be your friend?"

The girl hesitated, then said, "Okay," looking at the woman suspiciously.

Feeling she was making progress, the blonde then asked, "Why are you standing here all alone?"

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LOL @ the attempts to keep this thread on topic. haha
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He works at my work....
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He works at my work....
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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson??

Acne waits for a boy to turn 12 before them come on his face.
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