ONCE UPON A TIME

SNEAKY · 05-30-2001, 01:00 PM

Once upon a time
There lived a king. The King had a
beautiful daughter, the Princess.
But the kingdom was a sad place.
There was no laughter, and no joy.
The problem was, that
everything the Princess touched would melt.
No matter what, metal, wood,
plastic...anything she touched would melt!!
Because of this, men were afraid of her.
Nobody would dare marry her.
The king despaired.
What could he do to help his
beautiful daughter?
He consulted his wizards and magicians.
One wizard told the king, "If your
daughter touches one thing that
does not melt in her hands, she
will be cured."
The King was overjoyed. The next
day, he held a competition. Any man
who could bring his daughter an
object that would not melt at her
touch, would marry her and inherit
the King's wealth.

Three young princes took up the challenge.
The first Prince brought a very hard
alloy of titanium.
When the Princess touched it, it
melted. The Prince went away sadly.

The second Prince brought a huge
diamond, thinking that diamond is
the hardest substance in the world
and will not melt.
But, alas, once the Princess touched
it, it melted. He too went away disappointed.
The third Prince approached. He
told the Princess, "Put your hand
in my pocket and feel what is in there."
The Princess did as she was told,
though she turned red.

She felt something hard. She held
it in her hand...and it did not melt!!

The King was overjoyed!
Everybody in the kingdom was
overjoyed!

And the third Prince married the
Princess and the both lived
happily ever after.

The question is?!?!?!?

What WAS the object in the Prince's pocket???
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They were M&M's, of course.
THEY melt in your MOUTH,
NOT in your HAND!!

(What were YOU thinking?)

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whiteboy · 05-30-2001, 02:54 PM

ahhahahhahahahaahahahaha funny as hell!!

ProStarPony · 05-31-2001, 02:06 AM

Well, you got me on that one. I had already thought that a cock should be used by the time the wizards were done talking.

Wait, thats not good at all!!

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05-30-2001, 01:00 PM	#1
SNEAKY Merry HoHo Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: User Id: 30310 Name: SneakyDaPimp Posts: 31,990	ONCE UPON A TIME Once upon a time There lived a king. The King had a beautiful daughter, the Princess. But the kingdom was a sad place. There was no laughter, and no joy. The problem was, that everything the Princess touched would melt. No matter what, metal, wood, plastic...anything she touched would melt!! Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The king despaired. What could he do to help his beautiful daughter? He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, "If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured." The King was overjoyed. The next day, he held a competition. Any man who could bring his daughter an object that would not melt at her touch, would marry her and inherit the King's wealth. Three young princes took up the challenge. The first Prince brought a very hard alloy of titanium. When the Princess touched it, it melted. The Prince went away sadly. The second Prince brought a huge diamond, thinking that diamond is the hardest substance in the world and will not melt. But, alas, once the Princess touched it, it melted. He too went away disappointed. The third Prince approached. He told the Princess, "Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there." The Princess did as she was told, though she turned red. She felt something hard. She held it in her hand...and it did not melt!! The King was overjoyed! Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed! And the third Prince married the Princess and the both lived happily ever after. The question is?!?!?!? What WAS the object in the Prince's pocket??? v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v They were M&M's, of course. THEY melt in your MOUTH, NOT in your HAND!! (What were YOU thinking?) ------------------ 89 5.0 COUPE,LOOKS KINDA INNOCENT BUT RUNS 7.71@88MPH WITH 1.61 SIXTY FOOT TIMES IN THE 1/8 WITH JUST A 120 SHOT OF NOS. http://24.17.129.131/billy.htm 3.73, FACTORY FIVE CONTROL ARMS, LAKEWOOD SLAPPERS BARS, FMS DRIVE SHAFT, MAC 1 5/8 EQUAL LENGTH HEADERS, OFF ROAD PIPE, WARLOCK MUFFLERS, GT40 INTAKE, FMS E303 CAM, K&N PANEL FILTER, RELOCATED ACT SENSOR, NOS DRY SHOT

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05-30-2001, 02:54 PM	#2
whiteboy Foxbody King Join Date: Oct 2000 Posts: 15,355	ahhahahhahahahaahahahaha funny as hell!!

05-31-2001, 02:06 AM	#3
ProStarPony DRAMA FREE! Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: West Dallas Biatch!! a.k.a. Oak Cliff Posts: 3,958	Well, you got me on that one. I had already thought that a cock should be used by the time the wizards were done talking. Wait, thats not good at all!! ... ------------------ 90 Lx Hatch SHOW~ Mineral Grey Paint, Clear Corners, Chrome Ponies, Eibachs, Steeda Grille Insert, No Wing. GO~ 373's, Shorties, Offroad H, Flows, Dumps, Subs, ST Brace, Underdrives, Aluninum Driveshaft, Tri-Ax, K&N. More to come.