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Old 05-29-2001, 11:20 AM   #1
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Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The flight attendant looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
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Old 05-29-2001, 03:51 PM   #2
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where do u live? i am gonna have to come there and slap u for that one! j/k

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Old 05-29-2001, 09:54 PM   #3
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BBBOOO!!!!!!
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Old 05-29-2001, 10:53 PM   #4
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Sorry. I think lots of things are funny when I'm REALLY bored at work. And do you believe there was absolutely no cold medicine involved?!?
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