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Time Served
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Denton, TX US
Posts: 164
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Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The flight attendant looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
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Merry HoHo
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: User Id: 30310 Name: SneakyDaPimp
Posts: 31,990
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where do u live? i am gonna have to come there and slap u for that one! j/k
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DRAMA FREE!
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: West Dallas Biatch!! a.k.a. Oak Cliff
Posts: 3,958
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BBBOOO!!!!!!
Corny but balls for trying. I give you that. ------------------ 90 Lx Hatch SHOW~ Mineral Grey Paint, Clear Corners, Chrome Ponies, Eibachs, Steeda Grille Insert, No Wing. GO~ 373's, Shorties, Offroad H, Flows, Dumps, Subs, ST Brace, Underdrives, Aluninum Driveshaft, Tri-Ax, K&N. More to come. |
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Time Served
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Denton, TX US
Posts: 164
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Sorry. I think lots of things are funny when I'm REALLY bored at work.
And do you believe there was absolutely no cold medicine involved?!?
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