This one made my day! LMAO!!

M.A.C.'S GT · 05-18-2001, 02:36 PM

A typical married couple was lying in bed one night. The wife had
curled up ready to go to sleep and the husband put
his bed lamp on to read a book. As he was reading, he would
periodically reach over to his wife and fondle her "kitty". He did
this a few times but only for a very short
time each time. He would then stop and resume reading
his book. The wife gradually became aroused with this and
thought that her husband was seeking some response as encouragement
before going any further. She got up and started stripping in
front of him. The husband was confused and asked. "What are you
doing taking your clothes off? The wife replied, "you were playing
with my kitty". I thought it was foreplay to stimulate making love
with you tonight. The husband said, "no, not at all." The wife
then asked, well, what the hell were you doing then?" The husband
replied, "I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages.

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OJ_SIMPSON · 05-18-2001, 03:01 PM

oh man.

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Juiced89lx · 05-21-2001, 03:22 PM

Good one!

whiteboy · 05-23-2001, 04:29 AM

lol funny!!!

TxFrog1999 · 05-25-2001, 03:39 PM

ROTFLMAO I like that one!

KiwiGT · 05-25-2001, 04:15 PM

But wouldn't the book smell...musty after a while?

EEEEEEEEEEW!

ProStarPony · 05-29-2001, 09:52 PM

LOL, I think that my mom should hearthat one. LOL, NOT!!!

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05-18-2001, 02:36 PM	#1
M.A.C.'S GT Time Served Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Garland, TX USA Posts: 294	This one made my day! LMAO!! A typical married couple was lying in bed one night. The wife had curled up ready to go to sleep and the husband put his bed lamp on to read a book. As he was reading, he would periodically reach over to his wife and fondle her "kitty". He did this a few times but only for a very short time each time. He would then stop and resume reading his book. The wife gradually became aroused with this and thought that her husband was seeking some response as encouragement before going any further. She got up and started stripping in front of him. The husband was confused and asked. "What are you doing taking your clothes off? The wife replied, "you were playing with my kitty". I thought it was foreplay to stimulate making love with you tonight. The husband said, "no, not at all." The wife then asked, well, what the hell were you doing then?" The husband replied, "I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages. ------------------ macwolverine@yahoo.com Yahoo & AIM: macwolverine a.k.a Michael

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05-18-2001, 03:01 PM	#2
OJ_SIMPSON Punk Ass Newbie Join Date: May 2001 Location: SLASHER CITY Posts: 75	oh man. ------------------ YOU MESS WITH ME AND i'll CUT YOUR THROAT OUT

05-21-2001, 03:22 PM	#3
Juiced89lx Your Daddy Join Date: Mar 2000 Location: Stankonia Posts: 4,069	Good one!

05-23-2001, 04:29 AM	#4
whiteboy Foxbody King Join Date: Oct 2000 Posts: 15,350	lol funny!!!

05-25-2001, 03:39 PM	#5
TxFrog1999 Time Served Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Arlington Posts: 453	ROTFLMAO I like that one!

05-25-2001, 04:15 PM	#6
KiwiGT Resident Ankle Biter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: In the kitchen Posts: 4,895	But wouldn't the book smell...musty after a while? EEEEEEEEEEW!

05-29-2001, 09:52 PM	#7
ProStarPony DRAMA FREE! Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: West Dallas Biatch!! a.k.a. Oak Cliff Posts: 3,958	LOL, I think that my mom should hearthat one. LOL, NOT!!! ------------------ 90 Lx Hatch SHOW~ Mineral Grey Paint, Clear Corners, Chrome Ponies, Eibachs, Steeda Grille Insert, No Wing. GO~ 373's, Shorties, Offroad H, Flows, Dumps, Subs, ST Brace, Underdrives, Aluninum Driveshaft, Tri-Ax, K&N. More to come.