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STANGGT40 · 05-24-2001, 07:41 AM

A man and his girlfriend are driving down the highway. The man asks "If I
drive 100 mph will you take off your clothes?" and she agrees. So the man
drives 100 mph and his girlfriend strips. The man is so busy looking at
his girlfriend that he crashes into a tree. The car flipped over trapping
the man and all of his girlfriend's clothes.

All that is free of the car is the man's girlfriend and one of his shoes.
The man yells, "You have to go get help. Go to that gas station over
there."

His girlfriend says, "Are you kidding me? I'm naked."

"Well" replies the man "Take my shoe over there cover up your pussy and go
get help."

So the woman covers her pussy with the shoe and goes to the gas station.
She says to an attendant. "You have to help me. My boyfriend's trapped"

"I'm sorry ma'am" the attendant replies, "he's too far in."

yonson · 05-26-2001, 02:38 AM

hahahahaha ROFL that's too good

whiteboy · 05-29-2001, 04:26 AM

hahahahhaha funny!!

ProStarPony · 05-29-2001, 09:48 PM

LOL!!!!!!!!!, any more out there???????

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05-24-2001, 07:41 AM	#1
STANGGT40 How you doin' Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: 8 Rib > 6 Rib Posts: 27,346	joke A man and his girlfriend are driving down the highway. The man asks "If I drive 100 mph will you take off your clothes?" and she agrees. So the man drives 100 mph and his girlfriend strips. The man is so busy looking at his girlfriend that he crashes into a tree. The car flipped over trapping the man and all of his girlfriend's clothes. All that is free of the car is the man's girlfriend and one of his shoes. The man yells, "You have to go get help. Go to that gas station over there." His girlfriend says, "Are you kidding me? I'm naked." "Well" replies the man "Take my shoe over there cover up your pussy and go get help." So the woman covers her pussy with the shoe and goes to the gas station. She says to an attendant. "You have to help me. My boyfriend's trapped" "I'm sorry ma'am" the attendant replies, "he's too far in."

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05-26-2001, 02:38 AM	#2
yonson aka onlya302 Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: on da laptop tune'n cars, in MiSSiSSiPPi. Posts: 2,646	hahahahaha ROFL that's too good

05-29-2001, 04:26 AM	#3
whiteboy Foxbody King Join Date: Oct 2000 Posts: 15,354	hahahahhaha funny!!

05-29-2001, 09:48 PM	#4
ProStarPony DRAMA FREE! Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: West Dallas Biatch!! a.k.a. Oak Cliff Posts: 3,958	LOL!!!!!!!!!, any more out there??????? ------------------ 90 Lx Hatch SHOW~ Mineral Grey Paint, Clear Corners, Chrome Ponies, Eibachs, Steeda Grille Insert, No Wing. GO~ 373's, Shorties, Offroad H, Flows, Dumps, Subs, ST Brace, Underdrives, Aluninum Driveshaft, Tri-Ax, K&N. More to come.