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Unread 05-17-2001, 03:28 PM   #1
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This joke was funny - had to bring it back to life.



<h1>Girls Rule First
Ricers Rule after Mustangs</h1>

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Unread 05-18-2001, 12:28 AM   #2
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Two gay men{you pick thier names} are walking through a zoo. They come across the gorillas,
and after a while they notice that the male gorilla has a massive
erection. The gay men are fascinated by this. One of the men just can't
bear it any longer and he reaches into the cage to touch it.
Suddenly, the gorilla grabs him, drags him into the cage and mates with
him for six hours nonstop! When he's done, the gorilla throws the man
back out of the cage.
An ambulance is called and the man is taken away to the hospital. A few
days later his friend visits him and asks: "Are you hurt?"
"Am I hurt?" he answers. "Wouldn't you be? He hasn't called, he hasn't
written..."


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Unread 05-18-2001, 12:30 AM   #3
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Hey, give me back my butterflies.

<h1>Mine, Mine, Mine</h1>

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Unread 05-18-2001, 12:31 AM   #4
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<h1>sorry</h1>

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Unread 05-18-2001, 12:34 AM   #5
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Quote:
Originally posted by RICERS_RULE:
<h1>sorry</h1>


Okay, Okay, you can borrow them for today - but not tomorrow.



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Unread 05-18-2001, 12:35 AM   #6
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<h2>thank you</h2>

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Unread 05-18-2001, 12:37 AM   #7
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Quote:
Originally posted by RICERS_RULE:
Two gay men{you pick thier names} are walking through a zoo. They come across the gorillas,
and after a while they notice that the male gorilla has a massive
erection. The gay men are fascinated by this. One of the men just can't
bear it any longer and he reaches into the cage to touch it.
Suddenly, the gorilla grabs him, drags him into the cage and mates with
him for six hours nonstop! When he's done, the gorilla throws the man
back out of the cage.
An ambulance is called and the man is taken away to the hospital. A few
days later his friend visits him and asks: "Are you hurt?"
"Am I hurt?" he answers. "Wouldn't you be? He hasn't called, he hasn't
written..."


why don't you copy this to the "Jokes" in the main forum too?




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Unread 05-18-2001, 12:43 AM   #8
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i will but nobody ever reads them there

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Unread 05-18-2001, 12:53 AM   #9
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lol that was funny!
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