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05-14-2001, 09:38 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Decatur, TX
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What Your Car Says About You -- LONG
Acura Integra
I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars. Acura Legend I'm too bland for German cars. Acura NSX I am not impotent ... Acura Vigor I wanted a Legend but couldn't afford one. Audi 90 I enjoy putting out engine fires. BMW 318i I love my father, whose girlfriend is my age. Buick Park Avenue I am older than 34 of the 50 states. Buick Skylark I really liked the original Batmobile. Cadillac Cimarron I love the Chevy Cavalier, and I'm rich. Cadillac DeVille I am about to die. Cadillac Eldorado I am a very good Mary Kay salesman. Cadillac Seville I am a pimp. Chevrolet Camaro I enjoy beating up people. Chevrolet Chevette I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette Chevrolet Corvette I'm in a mid-life crisis. Chevrolet El Camino I am leading a militia to overthrow the government. Chevy Suburban I am a very short/small person and I feel bigger and superior. Chrysler Cordova I dig the rich Corinthian leather. Datsun 280Z I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well. Dodge Dart I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower. Dodge Daytona I delivered pizza for four years to get this car. Ford Explorer I like to follow the trendy things (also see Jeep). Ford Fairmont (See Dodge Dart) Ford Mustang I slow down to 85 in school zones. Ford Crown Victoria I enjoy having people slow to 55mph & change lanes when I pull up behind them. Ford Probe I can't afford a real sports car. Ford Windstar I have four children, and they all play soccer. Geo Storm I will start the 11th grade in the Fall. Geo Tracker I will start the 12th grade in the Fall. Honda del Sol I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all. Honda Civic I have just graduated and have no credit. Honda Accord I lack any originality and am basically a lemming. Hyundai Excel I hate my life. Infiniti G20 I wanted a Q45 but couldn't afford one. Infiniti Q45 I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending. Isuzu Impulse I do not give a rip about J.D. Power or his reports. Jaguar XJ6 I am so rich I will pay $60,000 for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year. Jeep I want people to think that I am tough and cool and I couldn't afford a Land Rover. Kia Sephia I learned nothing from the failure of Diahatsu Corp. Lincoln Town Car I live for bingo and covered dish suppers. Mercury Grand Marquis (See above) Mercedes 500SL I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph. Mercedes 560SEL I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole. Mazda Miata I do not fear being decapitated by an 18-wheeler. MGB I am dating a mechanic. Mitsubishi Diamante I don't know what it means either. Mitsubishi 3000GT I'm a RICH pasty white guy who wears wraparound sunglasses and listens to Hootie and the Blowfish. Nissan 300ZX I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings. Oldsmobile Cutlass I just stole this car and I'm going to make a.... Peugeot 505 Diesel I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List Plymouth Neon I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena. Pontiac Grand Am I'm a pasty white guy who wears wraparound sunglasses and listens to Hootie and the Blowfish. Pontiac Trans AM I have a switchblade in my sock. Porsche 944/Boxster I am dating big breasted women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me. Rolls Royce Silver Shadow I think Pat Buchanan is a tad bit too liberal. Saturn SC2 (See Honda Civic) Subaru Legacy I have always wanted a Japanese car even more than common sense. Toyota Camry I am still in the closet. Toyota 4Runner I want to be one of the crowd and look important (also see Jeep and Ford Explorer). Volkswagon Beetle I still watch Partridge Family reruns. Volkswagon Cabriolet I am out of the closet. Volkswagon Microbus I am a serial killer. Volvo 240 Sedan I voted for Clinton, and am a member of the Sierra Club. Volvo 740 Wagon I am frightened of my wife. Volvo 740 Turbo Wagon I am somewhat frightened of my wife. |
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05-17-2001, 12:11 AM
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Chevrolet Camaro
I enjoy beating up people. Hummmmmmm? |
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05-17-2001, 03:18 PM
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Big Ol' Bear
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: A little here, a little there . . .
Posts: 14,647
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Man, No Buick Regal???? What is that suppose to say about you????
Probably "Your a Skinny Ass Bitch" LOL!!!! ------------------ I'm Not Tailgating . . . I'm Drafting!!!!  '87 Grand National, fairly stock. Best time (Skinny Street Tires) on 1/8th mile(Denton) is 8.69 @ 78 mph Dynoed 247 rwhp / 355 ft.lbs. rwtrq My Reasoning For Being a Member of DFWStangs.net: "Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil." - Psalm 23 . . . Or Somesuch!! |
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Free lance Gynecologist
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: denison tx
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El Camino
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: in front of the keyboard
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02-10-2005, 07:04 PM
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Which one's the clutch?
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: R1 love.
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lol slows down to 85 in a school zone? like 80% of mustang owners are females in v6's.
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1987 Nissan pick up-wrecked 1984 Ponitiac grand am-sold 1988 Buick lasabre-sold 1987 Nissan 300zx-sold intake/exhaust 2001 Yamaha r6-sold slip on 2004 Yamaha r1-sold full exhaust 1991 Nissan 240sx-torn down 1994 toyota celica-daily. exhaust |
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