You Know You Have a Cheap HMO when . . .

Who Needs 8 · 05-15-2001, 08:31 AM

10. Your annual breast exam is conducted at Hooters.

9. Directions to your doctor's office include, "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

8. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

7. The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

6. The only item listed under Preventive Care coverage is "An apple a day."

5. Your "primary care physician" is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

4. "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is not a typo.

3. The only expense covered 100% is embalming.

2. Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

1. You ask for Viagra; you get a Popsicle stick and duct tape.

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I'm Not Tailgating . . . I'm Drafting!!!!

'87 Grand National, fairly stock. Best time (Skinny Street Tires) on 1/8th mile(Denton) is 8.69 @ 78 mph

Dynoed 247 rwhp / 355 ft.lbs. rwtrq

My Reasoning For Being a Member of DFWStangs.net:
"Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil." - Psalm 23 . . . Or Somesuch!!

joe lopez · 05-15-2001, 09:02 AM

damn...you been reading my "HMO"...guess I need to change it.I was told this was the top of the line.

Who Needs 8 · 05-16-2001, 09:12 AM

Man, that's what you get from buying an Health Care Plan at the Farmer's Market!!! j/k

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I'm Not Tailgating . . . I'm Drafting!!!!

'87 Grand National, fairly stock. Best time (Skinny Street Tires) on 1/8th mile(Denton) is 8.69 @ 78 mph

Dynoed 247 rwhp / 355 ft.lbs. rwtrq

My Reasoning For Being a Member of DFWStangs.net:
"Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil." - Psalm 23 . . . Or Somesuch!!

05-17-2001, 12:02 AM

Hahahaha. sounds about right for here in Texas.

05-15-2001, 08:31 AM	#1
Who Needs 8 Big Ol' Bear Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: A little here, a little there . . . Posts: 14,647	You Know You Have a Cheap HMO when . . . 10. Your annual breast exam is conducted at Hooters. 9. Directions to your doctor's office include, "Take a left when you enter the trailer park." 8. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles. 7. The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter. 6. The only item listed under Preventive Care coverage is "An apple a day." 5. Your "primary care physician" is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month. 4. "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is not a typo. 3. The only expense covered 100% is embalming. 2. Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them. 1. You ask for Viagra; you get a Popsicle stick and duct tape. ------------------ I'm Not Tailgating . . . I'm Drafting!!!! '87 Grand National, fairly stock. Best time (Skinny Street Tires) on 1/8th mile(Denton) is 8.69 @ 78 mph Dynoed 247 rwhp / 355 ft.lbs. rwtrq My Reasoning For Being a Member of DFWStangs.net: "Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil." - Psalm 23 . . . Or Somesuch!!

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05-15-2001, 09:02 AM	#2
joe lopez Time Served Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: skeeterville Posts: 220	damn...you been reading my "HMO"...guess I need to change it.I was told this was the top of the line.

05-16-2001, 09:12 AM	#3
Who Needs 8 Big Ol' Bear Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: A little here, a little there . . . Posts: 14,647	Man, that's what you get from buying an Health Care Plan at the Farmer's Market!!! j/k ------------------ I'm Not Tailgating . . . I'm Drafting!!!! '87 Grand National, fairly stock. Best time (Skinny Street Tires) on 1/8th mile(Denton) is 8.69 @ 78 mph Dynoed 247 rwhp / 355 ft.lbs. rwtrq My Reasoning For Being a Member of DFWStangs.net: "Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil." - Psalm 23 . . . Or Somesuch!!

05-17-2001, 12:02 AM	#4
racinchick79 Guest Posts: n/a	Hahahaha. sounds about right for here in Texas.