Slogans.....HAHA

[racegirl]

Top Slogans for Legalized Marijuana

Got Buzz?

Pot: When You Care Enough Not to Care At All

Weed My Lips!

Obey Your Jones

Just Doob It

Where's the Reef?

Hemp: The world's practical solution to making, like, paper and rope and necklaces and stuff

Official Sponsor of the NBA

Because the waste is a terrible thing to mi... Dude! I totally f***ed that up!

Cannabis: The PRE-Coital Smoke

This is your brain.
This is your brain on pot.
This is your brain desperately searching for Doritos.

When Was the Last Time You REALLY Looked at Your Hand?

SMOKE POT! (Did We Just Say That Out Loud? Or Did We Just Think It?)

It's the all-the-time smokey, skunky, sticky, greeny,
seedy, stemmy, doobie so-you-can-get-high medicine.

Skull-Shaped Bong: $12.00
Primo Maui-Grown Bud: $25.00
Watching Teletubbies with Your Buddies: Priceless

Because if Everybody Lived in their Parents' Basements and Watched TV All Day,
There Wouldn't be Any Wars, Man

So me and Kevin are doin' massive bong hits in his rec room, right?
And his mom comes home and Kevin freaks and ends up, like, coughing up bongwater all over the
Persian carpet.
Which totally wouldn't have happened if it was legal.

Because doing lines while driving is too difficult.

Carl Sagan smoked, and he was, like, famous, dude.

Pot -- When you absolutely, positively, need to get there sometime tomorrow or the next day or the day
after that.

Our marijuana laws - the world's most successful agricultural price support program.



Rejected Beer Slogans

Goes Down Cold, Comes Up Smooth!

Because You're Sober

Don't Make Germany Angry.
You Wouldn't Like Germany When It's Angry.

Numbing the Embarrassment of Being You

It's the thicker-chicker-picker-upper!

Easier to Spell than Whiskey

Making Stupid People Fascinating Since 3000 B.C.

The *Other* Thin Yellowish Liquid

Beer: It's how you got here.



[This message has been edited by racegirl (edited 05-08-2001).]

[This message has been edited by racegirl (edited 05-08-2001).]