Little Johnny and Santa

Chopped54 · 05-09-2001, 12:47 AM

What do you want?

Little Johnny had been waiting in a long line to sit on the department store Santa's lap when he finally gets his turn at it and climbs up. Santa say to little Johnny, touching the little boy on the nose with his finger, "I'll bet you'd like a puppy for Christmas." Johnny shakes his head, "No."

Santa touches the little Johnny's nose with his finger again, "Well, then I'll bet you'd like a kitten for Christmas." Johnny again shakes his head, "No..."

The department store Santa then asked, "Well then, what would you like for Christmas, little boy?" Johnny replies with a big grin, "I want some pussy!!!"

Santa, startled and almost speechless, stutters, "Well, I don't have any of of that!?!?" Little Johnny, touching Saint Nick on nose, answers back smiling, "Yes you do, I can smell it on your finger!"

05-09-2001, 12:53 AM

u need help man,j/k.

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05-09-2001, 12:47 AM	#1
Chopped54 GROWED UP WRONG Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: The Box Babies Come In Posts: 6,491	Little Johnny and Santa What do you want? Little Johnny had been waiting in a long line to sit on the department store Santa's lap when he finally gets his turn at it and climbs up. Santa say to little Johnny, touching the little boy on the nose with his finger, "I'll bet you'd like a puppy for Christmas." Johnny shakes his head, "No." Santa touches the little Johnny's nose with his finger again, "Well, then I'll bet you'd like a kitten for Christmas." Johnny again shakes his head, "No..." The department store Santa then asked, "Well then, what would you like for Christmas, little boy?" Johnny replies with a big grin, "I want some pussy!!!" Santa, startled and almost speechless, stutters, "Well, I don't have any of of that!?!?" Little Johnny, touching Saint Nick on nose, answers back smiling, "Yes you do, I can smell it on your finger!"

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05-09-2001, 12:53 AM	#2
SNEAKYLILCOUPE Guest Posts: n/a	u need help man,j/k. ------------------ 89 5.0 COUPE,LOOKS KINDA INNOCENT BUT RUNS SEVENS IN THE 1/8 WITH JUST A SHOT OF NOS. http://24.17.129.131/billy.htm