Ya might be a Yankee if........

[Wild Stallion]

You Might Be A Yankee If:

1. You think barbecue is a verb meaning "to cook outside."

2. You think Heinz ketchup is REALLY spicy.

3. You don¹t have any problem pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce" correctly.

4. For breakfast, you¹d prefer potatoes au grautin to grits.

5. You don¹t know what a moon pie is.

6. You¹ve never had an RC Cola.

7. You¹ve never, ever eaten okra * fried or boiled.

8. You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.

9. You¹ve never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you¹ve seen are on road trips.

10. You have no clue what a polecat is.

11. You don¹t see anything wrong with putting a sweater on a poodle.

12. You¹d rather vacation at Martha¹s Vineyard than go to Biloxi to gamble.

13. More than two generations of your family have been kicked out of the same prep school in Connecticut.

14. You¹d rather have your son grow up to become a lawyer than have his own TV fishing show.

15. Instead of referring to two or more people as "y¹all," you call them "you guys" * even if both of them are women.

16. You DON¹T think that Ted Kennedy has an accent.

17. You¹ve never planned your summer vacation around a gun-n-knife show.

18. You honestly believe more money should go toward important scientific research at your university than to pay the salary of the head football coach.

19. You don¹t have at least one can of WD-40 around the house somewhere.

20. The last time you smiled was when you prevented someone from getting on the on-ramp for the freeway.

21. You don¹t have any hats in your closet that advertise feed stores.

22. You call binoculars opera glasses.

23. You can¹t spit out the car window without pulling to the side of the road and stopping.

24. You would never wear pink * or an applique sweatshirt.

25. You don¹t know what applique is.

26. You don¹t know anyone with at least two first names (e.g., Joe Bob, Faye Ellen, Billy Ray, Mary Jo, Bubba Dean, Billy Bob, Mary Alice, etc.).

27. You don¹t have doilies, and you certainly don¹t know how to make one.

28. You¹ve never been to a Craft Show.

29. You get creeped out when people on the subway talk to you.

30. You can do your laundry without quarters.