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Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife.
**Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this **morning on the phone." Immediately the husband drove downtown ****to confront the druggist and demand an apology. **Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told him, "Now, just a minute, listen to myside of it. This morning the alarm failed **to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried **out to the car, just to realize that I locked the house with both house **and car keys inside. I had to break a window to get my keys. Then, **driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket." **"Later, when I was about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire. **When I finally got to the store there was a bunch of people waiting for **me to open up. I got the store opened and started waiting on these people, **and all the time the darn phone was ringing off the hook. **He continued,"Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash **register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. **I got down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels; the phone **was still ringing. When I came up I cracked my head on the open cash **drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch **of perfume bottles on it...half of them hit the floor and broke." **"Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally got **back to answer it. It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a **rectal thermometer...and believe me mister, as God is my witness, ****all I did was tell her!" ------------------ 89 5.0 COUPE,LOOKS KINDA INNOCENT BUT RUNS SEVENS IN THE 1/8 WITH JUST A SHOT OF NOS. http://24.17.129.131/billy.htm |
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