Kentucky Wedding Night!!!

Chopped54 · 05-04-2001, 07:21 AM

Kentucky newly weds go up to the cabin after the ceremony....
They are getting ready for the big moment. The wife tells the husband, "Ya might wanna be carefull with me, this is my first time. I wanted to wait untill Is married."
The husband gets up and runs out screamin....
His father stops him as he runs off and asks with a puzzled look on his face,
"Son was wrong?"
The newly wed son replied,
"Hell Pa shes a virgin."
The father then said,
"Run son, get tha hell out here. If she aint good enough for her brothers and Pa she sure as hell aint good enough for you!!"

Chopped54 · 05-04-2001, 07:23 AM

Mod please move to jokes....
Im a dipshit, sorry!

05-04-2001, 07:59 AM

LOL

You americans.
Sheesh.

DarkWolf · 05-04-2001, 05:56 PM

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05-04-2001, 07:21 AM	#1
Chopped54 GROWED UP WRONG Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: The Box Babies Come In Posts: 6,491	Kentucky Wedding Night!!! Kentucky newly weds go up to the cabin after the ceremony.... They are getting ready for the big moment. The wife tells the husband, "Ya might wanna be carefull with me, this is my first time. I wanted to wait untill Is married." The husband gets up and runs out screamin.... His father stops him as he runs off and asks with a puzzled look on his face, "Son was wrong?" The newly wed son replied, "Hell Pa shes a virgin." The father then said, "Run son, get tha hell out here. If she aint good enough for her brothers and Pa she sure as hell aint good enough for you!!"

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05-04-2001, 07:23 AM	#2
Chopped54 GROWED UP WRONG Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: The Box Babies Come In Posts: 6,491	Mod please move to jokes.... Im a dipshit, sorry!

05-04-2001, 07:59 AM	#3
NoStangYet Guest Posts: n/a	LOL You americans. Sheesh.

05-04-2001, 05:56 PM	#4
DarkWolf You lookin' at mah EYE?! Join Date: May 2000 Location: Allen, TX Posts: 8,322	To the jokes forum ------------------ DarkWolf 2000 Silver Saleen GT - 5 Speed [ Project: Poonstang \| The Talamasca 2 ]