Ford vs. GOD

yonson · 05-03-2001, 11:07 PM

Henry Ford died and went to heaven. At the gates, an angel told Ford, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention - the assembly line - changed the world. As a
reward, you can hang out with anyone you want to in Heaven."
Ford thinks about it and says, "I want to hang out with God Himself."
The be-feathered fellow at the Gates took Ford to the Throne Room and introduced him to God. Ford then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of Woman?"
God said, "Ah, yes."
"Well," said Ford, "you have some major design flaws in your invention:
1. there's too much front-end protrusion
2. it chatters at high speeds
3. maintenance is very costly
4. it constantly needs repainting and refinishing
5. it is out of commission 5 or 6 of every 28 days
6. the rear end wobbles too much, and
7. The intake is placed too close to the exhaust."

"Hmmm," replied God, "hold on." God went to the Celestial Supercomputer, typed in a few keystrokes, and waited for the results.
The computer printed out a slip of paper.
"It may be that my invention is flawed," God replied to Henry Ford,"but according to statistics, more men are riding my invention than yours!"

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Chris Johnson

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05-04-2001, 07:29 AM

lol

coley · 12-28-2005, 05:04 PM

lol

jlyon · 12-28-2005, 05:49 PM

that is funny

Whitesmoke · 12-28-2005, 07:41 PM

LMAO thats pretty good.

2fast4u · 12-29-2005, 11:06 AM

greatness

regaltip · 12-29-2005, 11:23 AM

that was a good one.

DatDude · 12-29-2005, 11:30 AM

old

99shestang · 12-29-2005, 03:34 PM

That's hilarious! Good One

my dixie wrecked · 12-29-2005, 05:17 PM

good one

4.6 Love · 12-29-2005, 05:21 PM

Rofl...

Superman750 · 12-30-2005, 03:55 PM

Heard that one... except it was Harley

TurboASR · 12-30-2005, 07:27 PM

Funny...Cool

countryboy09 · 01-04-2006, 10:17 AM

Lol.

busted90 · 01-09-2006, 10:19 AM

Thats great i'll have to save that one.

ttrx769 · 01-13-2006, 10:32 AM

thats a good one man havent heard that one.

MrEd · 01-15-2006, 04:26 PM

nice

yonson · 01-25-2006, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DatDude

old

Haha, check out the date this was posted

slowricer_2004 · 01-27-2006, 10:05 PM

Lol

A BLACK MAN'S COUPE · 01-27-2006, 10:38 PM

lol

PineGreen_Gt · 01-28-2006, 10:34 PM

lol

Whitey1039 · 01-28-2006, 10:39 PM

Lol

nevko05 · 01-30-2006, 08:56 PM

man , that was a good one...

05-03-2001, 11:07 PM	#1
yonson aka onlya302 Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: on da laptop tune'n cars, in MiSSiSSiPPi. Posts: 2,646	Ford vs. GOD Henry Ford died and went to heaven. At the gates, an angel told Ford, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention - the assembly line - changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want to in Heaven." Ford thinks about it and says, "I want to hang out with God Himself." The be-feathered fellow at the Gates took Ford to the Throne Room and introduced him to God. Ford then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of Woman?" God said, "Ah, yes." "Well," said Ford, "you have some major design flaws in your invention: 1. there's too much front-end protrusion 2. it chatters at high speeds 3. maintenance is very costly 4. it constantly needs repainting and refinishing 5. it is out of commission 5 or 6 of every 28 days 6. the rear end wobbles too much, and 7. The intake is placed too close to the exhaust." "Hmmm," replied God, "hold on." God went to the Celestial Supercomputer, typed in a few keystrokes, and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper. "It may be that my invention is flawed," God replied to Henry Ford,"but according to statistics, more men are riding my invention than yours!" ------------------ Chris Johnson 85 Merkur XR4Ti 93 Mustang Lx 377 97 F-150 http://personal.ayrix.net/~johnson/ Speed is my drug, there is NO cure!!!

12-28-2005, 05:04 PM	#3
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12-29-2005, 11:06 AM	#6
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12-29-2005, 11:23 AM	#7
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12-29-2005, 11:30 AM	#8
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