engineers

05-02-2001, 05:22 PM

1. A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED
We are still pissing in the wind.

2. EXTENSIVE REPORT IS BEING PREPARED ON A FRESH APPROACH TO THE > PROBLEM
We just hired three kids fresh out of college.

3. CLOSE PROJECT COORDINATION
We know who to blame.

4. MAJOR TECHNOLOGICAL BREAKTHROUGH
It works OK, but looks very hi-tech.

5. CUSTOMER SATISFACTION IS DELIVERED ASSURED
We are so far behind schedule the customer is happy to get it delivered.

6. PRELIMINARY OPERATIONAL TESTS WERE INCONCLUSIVE
The darn thing blew up when we threw the switch.

7. TEST RESULTS WERE EXTREMELY GRATIFYING
We are so surprised that the stupid thing works.

8. THE ENTIRE CONCEPT WILL HAVE TO BE ABANDONED
The only person who understood the thing quit.

9. IT IS IN THE PROCESS
It is so wrapped up in red tape that the situation is about hopeless.

10. WE WILL LOOK INTO IT
Forget it! We have enough problems for now.

11. PLEASE NOTE AND INITIAL
Let's spread responsibility for the screw up

12. GIVE US THE BENEFIT OF YOUR THINKING
We'll listen to what you have to say as long as it doesn't interfere with what we've already done.

13. GIVE US YOUR INTERPRETATION
I can't wait to hear this BS!

14. SEE ME or LET'S DISCUSS
Come into my office, I'm lonely.

15. ALL NEW
Parts not interchangeable with the previous design.

16. RUGGED
Too damn heavy to lift!

17. LIGHTWEIGHT
Lighter than RUGGED.

18. YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT
One finally worked.

19. ENERGY SAVING
Achieved when the power switch is off.

20. LOW MAINTENANCE
Impossible to fix if broken.

bard · 05-02-2001, 05:31 PM

Hey! I resemble that remark!?!?

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Bard

94 GT Conv
bard@ramfm.org

yonson · 05-03-2001, 10:59 PM

This is SOOOOOOOOOOOOO true

05-02-2001, 05:22 PM	#1
SNEAKYLILCOUPE Guest Posts: n/a	engineers 1. A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED We are still pissing in the wind. 2. EXTENSIVE REPORT IS BEING PREPARED ON A FRESH APPROACH TO THE > PROBLEM We just hired three kids fresh out of college. 3. CLOSE PROJECT COORDINATION We know who to blame. 4. MAJOR TECHNOLOGICAL BREAKTHROUGH It works OK, but looks very hi-tech. 5. CUSTOMER SATISFACTION IS DELIVERED ASSURED We are so far behind schedule the customer is happy to get it delivered. 6. PRELIMINARY OPERATIONAL TESTS WERE INCONCLUSIVE The darn thing blew up when we threw the switch. 7. TEST RESULTS WERE EXTREMELY GRATIFYING We are so surprised that the stupid thing works. 8. THE ENTIRE CONCEPT WILL HAVE TO BE ABANDONED The only person who understood the thing quit. 9. IT IS IN THE PROCESS It is so wrapped up in red tape that the situation is about hopeless. 10. WE WILL LOOK INTO IT Forget it! We have enough problems for now. 11. PLEASE NOTE AND INITIAL Let's spread responsibility for the screw up 12. GIVE US THE BENEFIT OF YOUR THINKING We'll listen to what you have to say as long as it doesn't interfere with what we've already done. 13. GIVE US YOUR INTERPRETATION I can't wait to hear this BS! 14. SEE ME or LET'S DISCUSS Come into my office, I'm lonely. 15. ALL NEW Parts not interchangeable with the previous design. 16. RUGGED Too damn heavy to lift! 17. LIGHTWEIGHT Lighter than RUGGED. 18. YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT One finally worked. 19. ENERGY SAVING Achieved when the power switch is off. 20. LOW MAINTENANCE Impossible to fix if broken.

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05-02-2001, 05:31 PM	#2
bard Lifer Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Frisco Posts: 4,398	Hey! I resemble that remark!?!? ------------------ Bard 94 GT Conv bard@ramfm.org

05-03-2001, 10:59 PM	#3
yonson aka onlya302 Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: on da laptop tune'n cars, in MiSSiSSiPPi. Posts: 2,646	This is SOOOOOOOOOOOOO true