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Old 05-02-2001, 11:42 AM   #1
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Little boy is walking across the yard carrying chicken wire.
Old man on the poarch asks,
"Son, what the hell are you doing with that chicken wire?"
Boy replies,
"Im gonna catch me some chickens"
Old man says,
"you cant cant chickens with just chicken wire"
15 mins later boy walks by with handfull of chickens...
10 mins later boy walks back by with a roll of duct (duck) tape
Old man asks,
"boy just what the hell are you thinkin, what are you now doin with that."
"Im gonna get me some ducks ", he says
aint no way in hell this is gonna work again
few minutes later boy walks by with 4 ducks in his hands.
Boy then walks by with couple hand fulls of pussy willows..
old man says, " Now boy what the fuck are you thinking you are gonna get with a handfull of pussy.......
Hold on son Ill get my coat!!!!"
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Old 05-02-2001, 11:44 AM   #2
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LOL, where are all these jokes coming from.
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Old 05-02-2001, 10:06 PM   #3
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LMAO holly sh*t that is funnie.. i know what i will be telling around school tomorrow..
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Old 05-03-2001, 07:38 AM   #4
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lol
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Old 05-03-2001, 10:49 PM   #5
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haha, another oldie but godie
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