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Old 05-02-2001, 08:40 PM   #1
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Post Bear hunting

Bob decides he wants to go bear hunting.
One day he spots a black bear and kills it. A moment later he feels a tug at his shirt, and this brown bear says to him..."I'm pissed at you for killing that bear so you either gotta let me screw ya or maul ya". Bob thinks for a moment then says go ahead and screw me. After a week in recovery, he decides that as revenge he will kill the brown bear. Right when he finds him and kills him, a grizzly bear taps him and says..."I'm pissed at you for killing that bear so you either gotta let me screw ya or maul ya". Well bob thinks about it and again decides to let the bear have his way. after 2 months in rehab he sets out to make things right. He finds the grizzly, kills him and as he is gleaming over his kill a polar bear comes up to him and says..."You don't come he for the hunting do you Bob?"
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Old 05-03-2001, 07:45 AM   #2
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