virgin

05-02-2001, 11:45 AM

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative ; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was .... God, I miss him!

But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the Lawyer, "but, why?"

"Duh; you're a Lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

P.O.S._Dubyuharex · 05-02-2001, 11:47 AM

Pretty good, I think your stretch'n for the laughs now though....

05-02-2001, 03:55 PM

hey hey

TOMMY · 05-02-2001, 04:01 PM

HA!HA!HA!HA!

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mustang_marc · 05-02-2001, 04:03 PM

he he, needed a good laugh.

05-02-2001, 06:49 PM

Kinda corny but made me laugh!!! LOL

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05-02-2001, 11:45 AM	#1
SNEAKYLILCOUPE Guest Posts: n/a	virgin A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative ; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was .... God, I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the Lawyer, "but, why?" "Duh; you're a Lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

05-02-2001, 11:47 AM	#2
P.O.S._Dubyuharex Baby Hellmuth Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Marris sucks Posts: 8,718	Pretty good, I think your stretch'n for the laughs now though....

05-02-2001, 03:55 PM	#3
SNEAKYLILCOUPE Guest Posts: n/a	hey hey

05-02-2001, 04:01 PM	#4
TOMMY Lifer Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 8,415	HA!HA!HA!HA! ------------------ Blue88LX Bone Stock Except for a few bolt ons

05-02-2001, 04:03 PM	#5
mustang_marc MFFL! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Carrollton Posts: 14,806	he he, needed a good laugh.

05-02-2001, 06:49 PM	#6
jhmustanglx Guest Posts: n/a	Kinda corny but made me laugh!!! LOL ------------------ FOR SALE: $7800 pm me or send email to jhillmustanglx@hotmail.com for details.