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ok ok ok
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.
The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and has each of them try to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. Then the FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. Then the LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten raccoon. The raccoon is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!" |
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02-05-2005, 09:00 PM
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Free lance Gynecologist
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: denison tx
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02-05-2005, 09:29 PM
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EE Major, Phi Theta Kappa
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Fort Worth, Texas (North Side)
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Lol!
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02-09-2005, 11:26 AM
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Resident Chris Isaak Fan
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Dallas
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Haha, now that's funny.
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02-12-2005, 02:38 PM
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monkey see monkey do
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: grand prairie
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hahaha
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02-16-2005, 01:24 PM
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Lifer
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Little Elm
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lol
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02-16-2005, 02:49 PM
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Time Served
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Spanking your Mom.
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Funny.
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02-16-2005, 03:07 PM
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QHC 4 Lyfe
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Greenville, TX
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lol
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02-16-2005, 05:14 PM
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Time Served
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Richardson, TX
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heard it b4.
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02-17-2005, 08:34 AM
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Merry HoHo
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: User Id: 30310 Name: SneakyDaPimp
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man, this is an old one
 mmm, i have not seen that screen name in a couple years 
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