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05-02-2001, 05:13 PM

This guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine.

Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around and says: "You ain't from around here, are ya... where ya from, boy?"

The guy says, "I'm from Iowa."

The bartender asks, "What th' hell you do in Iowa?"

The guy responds, " I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender asks, "A taxidermist... now just what th' hell is a taxidermist?"

The guy says "I mount animals."

The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's OK boys, he's one of us!"

Kenny_Stang · 05-02-2001, 05:14 PM

That's sick! But funny as hell too!

BYBOTIE · 05-02-2001, 05:14 PM

funny,except that Arkansas thing

05-02-2001, 05:13 PM	#1
SNEAKYLILCOUPE Guest Posts: n/a	mount animals This guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around and says: "You ain't from around here, are ya... where ya from, boy?" The guy says, "I'm from Iowa." The bartender asks, "What th' hell you do in Iowa?" The guy responds, " I'm a taxidermist." The bartender asks, "A taxidermist... now just what th' hell is a taxidermist?" The guy says "I mount animals." The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's OK boys, he's one of us!"

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05-02-2001, 05:14 PM	#2
Kenny_Stang Miami Dolphins #1 Join Date: May 2000 Location: Coruscant Posts: 9,986	That's sick! But funny as hell too!

05-02-2001, 05:14 PM	#3
BYBOTIE T-sippers blow goats Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: I'm not saying I beat the devil,but I drank his beer for free Posts: 7,486	funny,except that Arkansas thing