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05-02-2001, 08:48 AM

Calories Burned During Sex

Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight Look how many calories you can burn:

TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES
With her agreement - 12 cal
Without her agreement - 187 cal

TAKING OFF THE BRA
With both hands - 8 cal
With one hand - 12 cal
With one hand being slapped - 37 cal
With the mouth - 85 cal

PUTTING ON THE CONDOM
With erection - 6 cal
Without erection - 315 cal

PRELIMINARIES
Trying to find the clitoris - 8 cal
Trying to find G spot - 92 cal
Without caring at all - 0 cal

WHEN DOING IT
Holding her up - 12 cal
Just on the floor - 8 cal

POSITIONS
Daddy-mummy - 12 cal
69 laying - 8 cal
69 standing up - 112 cal
Trolley - 216 cal
Italian chandelier - 912 cal

HAVING AN ORGASM
Real - 112 cal
Fake - 315 cal

POST ORGASM
Staying in bed - 8 cal
Jumping off the bed - 36 cal
Explaining why you jumped off the bed -816 cal

GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION
Between 16 and 19 years of age -12 cal
from 20 to 29 - 36 cal
from 30 to 39 - 108 cal
from 40 to 49 - 324 cal
from 50 to 59 - 972 cal
over 60 - 2916 cal

PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES
Quietly - 32 cal
Being in a hurry - 98 cal
With her husband opening the door- 218 cal

Who Needs 8 · 05-02-2001, 08:49 AM

Dude, are you just completly Bored????

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Objects In Mirror Have Lost

'87 Grand National, fairly stock. Best time (Skinny Street Tires) on 1/8th mile(Denton) is 8.69 @ 78 mph

Dynoed 247 rwhp / 355 ft.lbs. rwtrq

May the Boost Be With You

Baby Girl · 05-02-2001, 08:54 AM

That's just "Too Cute"

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Baby Girl

05-02-2001, 08:56 AM

lol those are pretty damn funny!

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13.90@100.02
4.10 Gears, h-pipe, flows
headers, pulleys, moroso kit, timing bumped to 14 degrees, short belt, B&M shift kit

MTOOFAST · 05-02-2001, 10:34 AM

keep it up man

P.O.S._Dubyuharex · 05-02-2001, 10:45 AM

LOL

Kris · 05-02-2001, 10:56 AM

That's pretty good.

TOMMY · 05-02-2001, 04:08 PM

Cool man!

KiwiGT · 05-02-2001, 04:11 PM

Trolley - 216 cal
Italian chandelier - 912 cal

What are those?

I got Cosmo, and I've never heard of em!

05-02-2001, 08:48 AM	#1
SNEAKYLILCOUPE Guest Posts: n/a	burn'em Calories Burned During Sex Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight Look how many calories you can burn: TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES With her agreement - 12 cal Without her agreement - 187 cal TAKING OFF THE BRA With both hands - 8 cal With one hand - 12 cal With one hand being slapped - 37 cal With the mouth - 85 cal PUTTING ON THE CONDOM With erection - 6 cal Without erection - 315 cal PRELIMINARIES Trying to find the clitoris - 8 cal Trying to find G spot - 92 cal Without caring at all - 0 cal WHEN DOING IT Holding her up - 12 cal Just on the floor - 8 cal POSITIONS Daddy-mummy - 12 cal 69 laying - 8 cal 69 standing up - 112 cal Trolley - 216 cal Italian chandelier - 912 cal HAVING AN ORGASM Real - 112 cal Fake - 315 cal POST ORGASM Staying in bed - 8 cal Jumping off the bed - 36 cal Explaining why you jumped off the bed -816 cal GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION Between 16 and 19 years of age -12 cal from 20 to 29 - 36 cal from 30 to 39 - 108 cal from 40 to 49 - 324 cal from 50 to 59 - 972 cal over 60 - 2916 cal PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES Quietly - 32 cal Being in a hurry - 98 cal With her husband opening the door- 218 cal

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05-02-2001, 08:49 AM	#2
Who Needs 8 Big Ol' Bear Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: A little here, a little there . . . Posts: 14,647	Dude, are you just completly Bored???? ------------------ Objects In Mirror Have Lost '87 Grand National, fairly stock. Best time (Skinny Street Tires) on 1/8th mile(Denton) is 8.69 @ 78 mph Dynoed 247 rwhp / 355 ft.lbs. rwtrq May the Boost Be With You

05-02-2001, 08:54 AM	#3
Baby Girl The Mustang Shop Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Butterflies & Team GC2 Supporter Posts: 2,523	That's just "Too Cute" ------------------ Baby Girl

05-02-2001, 08:56 AM	#4
ldstang8750 Guest Posts: n/a	lol those are pretty damn funny! ------------------ 13.90@100.02 4.10 Gears, h-pipe, flows headers, pulleys, moroso kit, timing bumped to 14 degrees, short belt, B&M shift kit

05-02-2001, 10:34 AM	#5
MTOOFAST Time Served Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Longview, Tx. Posts: 920	keep it up man

05-02-2001, 10:45 AM	#6
P.O.S._Dubyuharex Baby Hellmuth Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Marris sucks Posts: 8,718	LOL

05-02-2001, 10:56 AM	#7
Kris Geaux Saints!! Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: "The Boot" Posts: 6,163	That's pretty good.

05-02-2001, 04:08 PM	#8
TOMMY Lifer Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 8,415	Cool man!

05-02-2001, 04:11 PM	#9
KiwiGT Resident Ankle Biter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: In the kitchen Posts: 4,895	Trolley - 216 cal Italian chandelier - 912 cal What are those? I got Cosmo, and I've never heard of em!