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05-02-2001, 11:38 AM
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KEEP UR MOUTH SHUT
Things never to say to a woman when you're fighting:
1. "Don't you have some laundry to do or something?" 2. "No really...I was laughing about a joke I heard one time." 3. "Ohh, you are so cute when you get all pissed off." 4. "You're just upset because your ass is beginning to spread." 5. "Wait a minute...I get it. What time of the month is it? 6. "Are you gonna cry? (force lip to quiver mockingly) 7. "You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?' 8. "Sorry. I was just picturing you naked." 9. "Whoa, time out honey. Friends is on." 10. "Looks like someone had an extra bowl of Bitch Flakes this morning." 11. "Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?" 12. "Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded." |
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05-02-2001, 11:39 AM
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Baby Hellmuth
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Marris sucks
Posts: 8,718
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Now, Thats funny |
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05-02-2001, 11:40 AM
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Time Served
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: skeeterville
Posts: 220
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HAHAHAHAHA LOVED THE LAST ONE.
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05-02-2001, 11:44 AM
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Lifer
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 8,415
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That's funny.
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05-02-2001, 01:25 PM
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Chick with a Dick
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Las Colinas
Posts: 12,390
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Duff uses #3 a lot. He has to if he likes me much!
 ------------------  * 486.3 RWHP Blown & Beautiful GT www.GC2Stang.net * Editor, "The Mustang Works Magazine" www.Girlscantoo.net * DFWStangs.net Main Board Moderator...Be afraid...Be very afraid! |
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05-02-2001, 01:29 PM
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Sonic Booty
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 1,603
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------------------ Trixiebaby MILF Hot Blondie in the Hot Red 98V6 OUCH...I was stung |
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05-02-2001, 01:34 PM
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Big Ol' Bear
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: A little here, a little there . . .
Posts: 14,647
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------------------ Objects In Mirror Have Lost    '87 Grand National, fairly stock. Best time (Skinny Street Tires) on 1/8th mile(Denton) is 8.69 @ 78 mph Dynoed 247 rwhp / 355 ft.lbs. rwtrq May the Boost Be With You |
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05-02-2001, 02:03 PM
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Time Served
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Oak Cliff, TX
Posts: 380
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This is too funny. I liked #12.
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05-02-2001, 02:05 PM
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Miami Dolphins #1
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Coruscant
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05-03-2001, 12:07 AM
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Miami Dolphins #1
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Coruscant
Posts: 9,986
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I liked #10!
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