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Old 08-22-2001, 02:44 AM   #1
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Post Who went to jail for racin a ricer and losing on top of that?.

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Old 08-22-2001, 07:32 AM   #2
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Damn sucks to be whiteboy but we already knew that
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Old 08-22-2001, 08:20 AM   #3
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Fucking whiteboy! What the hell are you doing losing to ricers and going to jail. You give Mustang owners a bad name. What the fuck beat you now?
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Old 08-22-2001, 02:34 PM   #4
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What kinda rice car was it?!?!?!

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Old 08-22-2001, 02:49 PM   #5
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Old 08-22-2001, 05:15 PM   #6
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YEA US BOTH I WAS ONLY IN THE FOR 30MINS DIDNT EVEN HAVE TO CHANGE CLOTHS PRETTY COOL! IM SELLING MY 5.0 I'LL PIMP MY 90 CONVERTIBLE I JUST BOUGHT ITS A 4 BANGER SO I SHOULDNT GET IN MUCH TROUBLE!

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Old 08-22-2001, 05:15 PM   #7
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he gave you a 2 car headstart and beat you by at least 6 cars..haha plus you barely beat j.r.'s si by a car! ha! i still can't believe that a crx gave you a headstart !
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Old 08-22-2001, 05:18 PM   #8
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Originally posted by whiteboy:
i did spin and miss third but he was still fast! if we raced on the freway i would have won!!

oh please spare us !

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Old 08-22-2001, 07:03 PM   #9
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Blue89Gt, If whiteboy got beat that bad, i dont want even want to hear how bad you got beat!!
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Old 08-22-2001, 07:23 PM   #10
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Blue89Gt, If whiteboy got beat that bad, i dont want even want to hear how bad you got beat!!

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Old 08-22-2001, 10:03 PM   #11
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you know what chris you are always full of shit! your car will never run again so i dont wanna hear it. my car is ten times better looking then your ever will be plus i have two mustangs now how bout you your one doesnt even run! fucking bitch!
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Old 08-23-2001, 12:08 AM   #12
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BWHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA, tell that boy to take it to the track.
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Old 08-23-2001, 12:17 AM   #13
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fuck that car was fast! i did spin and miss third but he was still fast! if we raced on the freway i would have won!!
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Old 08-23-2001, 12:23 AM   #14
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the cop had the whole race on film!!! thats fucked up!

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Old 08-23-2001, 11:38 AM   #15
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Chris did put 3 lenghts on that si from a roll and did his ass even worse from a dead stop
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Old 08-23-2001, 02:25 PM   #16
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Man, I'm not big on Mustangs but damn!! I would much rather see a Mustang beat a ricer!! What is the world coming too! There is nothing to gain by racing a ricer. If you win everyone says whoopi you beat a 4-banger. If you lose you never hear the end of it. Then going to jail on top of losing. Sounds like a fucked up night dude.

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Old 08-27-2001, 11:13 PM   #17
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Blue89Gt, If whiteboy got beat that bad, i dont want even want to hear how bad you got beat!!
the crx spotted me 2 cars and couldnn't catch me..i beat him from a roll also! so BOOM BITCH! Where's your car?
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Old 08-28-2001, 12:20 AM   #18
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race him now blue89gt!!!

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Old 08-30-2001, 12:34 AM   #19
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im so good at talkin the crap.

The ricer is actually a mid 13 sec car.....



ok maby a high 13 sec car but at least whiteboy keeps his car clean.
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Old 11-08-2002, 05:08 PM   #20
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Old 11-08-2002, 05:25 PM   #21
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did you loose in the invisible cobra?
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Old 11-11-2002, 04:06 AM   #22
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damn!!!! everybody knows my car from like 2 yrs. ago but know body knows it now! a 13 sec car is slow!!!!!! you can drive a car off the show room floor and run that. i had to step it up a notch or two. i wish people would stop pretending like they know what's in my car! AND YES IT DID FUCKING SUCK GOING TO JAIL THAT NIGHT! it wasn't worth it, but given the right race i would do it again.
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Old 11-11-2002, 04:08 AM   #23
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didn't you only have like 1st and sec. gear????? fucking crazy mexicans!!!!!! i didn't want to try and pass him because his rims stuck out into my lane!
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Old 11-11-2002, 09:36 AM   #24
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haha that was a good one willis..but as your import buddies would say "it doesn't matter if you win by a inch or a mile a win is a win"
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Old 11-11-2002, 11:15 PM   #25
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oh shit that was a shitty night! thats alright mike chris car got repoed
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Old 11-11-2002, 11:56 PM   #26
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oh shit that was a shitty night! thats alright mike chris car got repoed
Why you bringing back old shit? hahahahahhahaha.......
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Old 11-12-2002, 09:00 AM   #27
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doing the same as chris
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Old 11-12-2002, 12:05 PM   #28
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you really wanna bring up old shit? remember the night i threw the keys on top of the roof?
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Old 11-12-2002, 12:35 PM   #29
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nah i dont needed to be reminded of that chris! shhhhhhhh nigga
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Old 11-12-2002, 12:43 PM   #30
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you really wanna bring up old shit? remember the night i threw the keys on top of the roof?
I think I need to come up to DMP so you can tell me some shit about Jeremy.
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Old 11-12-2002, 12:47 PM   #31
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and i would have to kill him and you! i have shit on chris!! i know chris wont tell a faggot like you!
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Old 11-12-2002, 12:56 PM   #32
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I think his name is carless chris because you stole his ride!
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Old 11-12-2002, 01:09 PM   #33
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why would i steal his car? why would i wanna steal anyones car?
i have $$ and a teal cobra w/black interior,
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Old 11-12-2002, 01:18 PM   #34
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Chris told me and buddah.
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i did? i forgot what i was thinking about? don't worry whitey no one knows..hey abecx when do you want a rematch..i could use another victory..
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Old 11-12-2002, 01:58 PM   #36
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watchout after christmas for a very fast 1993 cobra!
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Old 11-12-2002, 02:30 PM   #37
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Old 11-12-2002, 02:32 PM   #38
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Old 11-12-2002, 08:28 PM   #39
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check this shit out!!! i just got out of jail! after i put up that last reply i went to bed and got woke up by garland pd. they came to my house and arrested me for 4 warrants that were only 7 days old. watch out!
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well guess you should have taken care of those tickets eh!
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Old 11-12-2002, 10:19 PM   #41
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Old 11-13-2002, 01:43 AM   #43
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Old 11-13-2002, 07:43 AM   #44
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Slap that bitch!!
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Old 11-16-2002, 01:05 AM   #46
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nah.....she felt really bad for telling them i was there. they caught us by suprise. oh well. i am clean for the first time since 1999. it's all over now!
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Kewl lol i was jk.
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Old 11-16-2002, 05:54 PM   #48
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didn't you only have like 1st and sec. gear????? fucking crazy mexicans!!!!!! i didn't want to try and pass him because his rims stuck out into my lane!
lol stupid ass mexicans
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Old 11-19-2002, 09:08 AM   #49
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