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Old 08-18-2001, 03:52 PM   #1
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Old 08-18-2001, 04:55 PM   #2
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Tex is my bitch.

I hate flood control.
Thats funny he said you were his biiiaaaaytch....

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Old 08-18-2001, 09:35 PM   #3
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Thats funny he said you were his biiiaaaaytch....

That applies to you also pansy boy.

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Old 08-18-2001, 09:37 PM   #4
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LOL

Stop laughing and tell your daughter to call me, email me, anything.

Kiesha has a crush on me, she'll tell you how cute I am.

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Old 08-19-2001, 12:20 AM   #5
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Post I wanted to thank all you whores...

For without you, I would never have made it to 1200 posts. Thank you, and I'll repeat this in a couple days when I hit 1300.


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Old 08-19-2001, 12:21 AM   #6
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Tex is my bitch.

I hate flood control.
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Old 08-20-2001, 03:50 PM   #7
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The boobies are officially gone. I've found my next victim though, you'll like her, so will Kim. Tall blonde and top heavy.
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Old 08-20-2001, 03:51 PM   #8
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Are you going to actually bring this one around us?

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Old 08-20-2001, 03:58 PM   #9
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I'll try, she likes my car more than the last one did. I'm about to head to her apartment for a little pool time, and I think I'll have to take the digital camera. If I get some good pics I'll email 'em to ya. But they aren't showing up on the board, period.
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Old 08-20-2001, 04:01 PM   #10
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Now you just gotta make her like racing, and buddy, you'll have a winner!
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Old 08-20-2001, 07:46 PM   #11
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shush your mouth's
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Old 08-21-2001, 12:57 AM   #12
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Yea, Ross is a real stud.

Don't tell the boobies about me. She'll get pissed and turn your curfew into the ultimatum you can't hang out with us no more.
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Old 08-21-2001, 08:41 AM   #13
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I'll try, she likes my car more than the last one did. I'm about to head to her apartment for a little pool time, and I think I'll have to take the digital camera. If I get some good pics I'll email 'em to ya. But they aren't showing up on the board, period.
***me thinks Ross is full of POO!
<--DEMANDS PICS AS PROOF!
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Old 08-21-2001, 10:12 AM   #14
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I'll show ya in person, but no touching... unless I get to watch.
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Old 08-21-2001, 10:18 AM   #15
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Nice........
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Old 08-21-2001, 10:24 AM   #16
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Eat shit and die slow.

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Old 08-21-2001, 11:12 AM   #17
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Eat shit and die slow.
Honestly russ/ross - I like the shorter (more petite) blondes w/ big'uns! But tall means LOOOOONG legs
<--will not touch (less I have permission)
BRING HER OUT!
HEY...maybe you could come w/ us on Fri night!
How old are ya?
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Old 08-21-2001, 11:19 AM   #18
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Kim, this one's prolly not legal.

We better stay away.
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Old 08-21-2001, 01:19 PM   #19
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The boobies are officially gone. I've found my next victim though, you'll like her, so will Kim. Tall blonde and top heavy.
r boobd all ya'll care about
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Old 08-21-2001, 01:24 PM   #20
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They're GUYS! What do YOU think?

Wait...some of them care about beer too!
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Old 08-21-2001, 02:03 PM   #21
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I should have known
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Old 08-21-2001, 02:08 PM   #22
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I want a girl who has big enough and firm enough tits that I can set my beer on them/between them.
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Old 08-21-2001, 02:12 PM   #23
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Ok, where the fuck are my bolt-ons?
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Old 08-21-2001, 05:08 PM   #24
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Kim, this one's prolly not legal.

We better stay away.
We're both about 9 months short of being legal to party with the lushes. I'm thinking about going to Kdale Thursday, I haven't made any passes in a while.

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Old 08-21-2001, 05:10 PM   #25
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r boobd all ya'll care about
I think about beer and cars occasionally, not to mention butts and legs, those are nice too.

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Old 08-21-2001, 08:51 PM   #26
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Ok, where the fuck is my strap-on?
Bwahahahaha
Arent ya wearing it????
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Old 08-21-2001, 09:26 PM   #27
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Bwahahahaha
Arent ya wearing it????
You're just excited 'cause your boyfriend doesn't need one.
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Old 08-21-2001, 10:17 PM   #28
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You're just excited 'cause your boyfriend doesn't need one.
Yeah whatever faggot,
Your the one that takes it in the azz from Leon every night.

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Old 08-21-2001, 11:14 PM   #29
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Leon doesn't know where I live.. you on the other hand, are the vice-prez of the Leon fanclub. Don't deny that you sent me that email trying to recruit me. And that pic, the one where you're bent over the bed the two of you share, thats just nasty, I threw up 4 times.
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Old 08-22-2001, 09:41 AM   #30
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EW! I think I'M gonna throw up now!
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Old 08-23-2001, 12:16 AM   #31
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You're just hungover, eat some bread and drink so water, it'll pass.
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Old 08-23-2001, 02:19 AM   #32
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Fags, beer, and leon.

Damn. This thread has some serios TDS.
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Old 08-23-2001, 10:31 AM   #33
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Its got some tits and ass mixed in, thats the only thing saving it.
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Old 08-23-2001, 10:44 AM   #34
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Funny...

THe gay talk started here...

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Bwahahahaha
Arent ya wearing it????



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Old 08-23-2001, 10:47 AM   #35
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That seems to be a trend in all of MY threads. If that fucker starts following me around in his little yellow car I'll beat the livin' stink out of him... since I can't outrun him.
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Old 08-23-2001, 10:58 AM   #36
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Lookth like he just LOOOOOOVESTH those big hairy man handth!
OOOOOH BABY!
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Old 08-23-2001, 11:50 AM   #37
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Whiteboy's hairy... is there a corollation??
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Old 08-23-2001, 11:52 AM   #38
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That's just too icky to think about!
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