A sign that I talk too much internet smack?

KiwiGT · 07-31-2001, 08:27 AM

The mean things I usually reserve for you, is involuntarily being said.

Let me lay some groundwork in my own defense...I had to go to the grocery store late at night. I HATE going to the grocery store, and wouldn't have gone if we hadn't been out of diet coke and tea. I was dying of thirst, the last thing I had to drink was a margarita at 2:30. Sp I was pissed off, thirsty, and tired. I walk into Albertson's and follow in 2 women. The one that was leading the line was HUGE! I mean, 6 ft tall 300 lbs of BIG OL BITCH, and there was another woman between me and her. So walkin' to the produce section, and she just stops. In the middle of the aisle, so noone can pass. The woman who's in front of me clears her throat, and she still WON'T MOVE.
Now, for those of you who know me, I am a really nice person. Actually pretty quiet, and friendly to everyone.
So, out of nowehere, I just blurt out "If you didn't take up the entire aisle, maybe other people could get their shopping done". The woman in front of me sounded like she just choked, and it wasn't until that moment that I really REALIZED the enormity of this monstrously huge female. She probably could have eaten me, and still had room for desert. She turned around and glared at me, and the only coherent thoughts going through my head were "How dumb will this sound when people ask why I'm in the hospital and Adam tells them I got beat up in the produce aisle", and thanking god for the woman separating us. She moved though, and I walked by really quickly.

I know, I finally got my paybacks. I'm just trying to figure out if this is a sign of addiction, or that I'm becoming a bitch in real life.

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FunFordCobra IS my bitch.

ALLAN · 07-31-2001, 10:28 AM

I would have yelled, "Hey Kool-aid!!!".

Its a good thing the beached whale didn't eat you. Guess she doesn't like Kiwi.....lol

Denny · 07-31-2001, 10:30 AM

Kiesha, you're babbling again.

KiwiGT · 07-31-2001, 10:57 AM

Denny, I'll kick your ass again.

Denny · 07-31-2001, 10:57 AM

NOT AGAIN!!!!

michelle95gt · 07-31-2001, 11:21 AM

remind me to stay out of your way from now on! what a bitch you are!

Denny · 07-31-2001, 11:24 AM

Ya, what she said! Don't make me put the Vodka out of reach little girl!

KiwiGT · 07-31-2001, 11:37 AM

Haha, are ya gonna do like Adam does? Hold it a few inched above my head and make me jump for it?

And I'm not mean!

Denny · 07-31-2001, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KiwiGT:
Haha, are ya gonna do like Adam does? Hold it a few inched above my head and make me jump for it?

Ya, but I'm talkin' about a Vodka bottle....

KiwiGT · 07-31-2001, 11:47 AM

You BITCH.

Denny · 07-31-2001, 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KiwiGT:
You BITCH.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA (Gasp) HAHAHAHAHA!

07-31-2001, 11:56 AM

fat girls need love too

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1990 Titanium LX

76 Maverick · 07-31-2001, 03:29 PM

AHH...AHH...AHH...AHH...STAYIN ALIVE...STAYIN ALIVE.....

tex · 07-31-2001, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Denny:
Ya, but I'm talkin' about a Vodka bottle....

LOLOLOL!!!!! oh man... my stomach hurts... whoo.. thats funny.

And I would have stepped on your punk ass little girl!!

Five Point Slow · 07-31-2001, 07:27 PM

Hmm.. ive never noticed u talking shit on here before.

KiwiGT · 08-01-2001, 12:03 AM

Yea, but who's the unlucky fellow who's gonna do a gorilla?

razastang · 08-01-2001, 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Silverback:
fat girls need love too

it's not winter yet >:-)

Sergio · 08-01-2001, 12:16 AM

Here we go again.

FunFordCobra · 08-01-2001, 06:52 AM

Your lucky that big momma didnt take you out. One flick of her turcky arm and it would have demolished your bitch ass! You know you were at the store buying xxl jumbo tampax.

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347 stroker: 373 Hp 468 Ft Lbs on motor
200 Big Shot
C-4 auto 4.11 gears
26x10.5 MT streets
and Kiwi GT is a BITCH with no BRAIN!

KiwiGT · 08-01-2001, 11:11 AM

No kiddin'! She could have sat on me, and no more Kiwi!
You're missing my "womanly time" by about 2 weeks.

76 Maverick · 08-01-2001, 11:19 AM

Way more info than we needed...thanks!

Quote:

Originally posted by KiwiGT:
No kiddin'! She could have sat on me, and no more Kiwi!
You're missing my "womanly time" by about 2 weeks.

KiwiGT · 08-01-2001, 11:35 AM

I'm not the one who brought it up.

tex · 08-01-2001, 01:08 PM

Will you two stop flirting and just fuck? Please?

KiwiGT · 08-01-2001, 01:12 PM

I'm not his type. I don't have a dick.

And anyhoo, I can't have sex with a man that outweighs me by 200 lbs...I might be crushed...

FunFordCobra · 08-01-2001, 01:13 PM

Ewwwwwwwwwww! 300 lbs vs. 98. Dont think it would work. Plus it would be like being with a 15 yrold.<----not that Id know...

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347 stroker: 373 Hp 468 Ft Lbs on motor
200 Big Shot
C-4 auto 4.11 gears
26x10.5 MT streets
and Kiwi GT is dumb bitch with PMS 24/7

KiwiGT · 08-01-2001, 01:15 PM

Man, I don't even look 15...more along the lines of 12...
Adam is secretly a pedophile.

tex · 08-01-2001, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KiwiGT:
Man, I don't even look 15...more along the lines of 12...
Adam is secretly a pedophile.

12?? 12 yr olds shouldn't wear makeup. I always knew something was wrong about that boy....

FunFordCobra · 08-01-2001, 01:19 PM

Look 15....
Act 12....
is more like it.....

P.S.you are on the rag

KiwiGT · 08-01-2001, 01:25 PM

Now ya know Ross.

How do you know when or if I am on the rag? You been nosing through my garbage or something?

FunFordCobra · 08-02-2001, 12:10 AM

Dont lie! You would have loved being sat on by the fat ass ,you lil butt plug you!:P

FunFordCobra · 08-02-2001, 12:36 AM

BIOTCH!

p.s.B-I-O-T-C-H!!!!

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347 stroker: 373 Hp 468 Ft Lbs on motor
200 Big Shot
C-4 auto 4.11 gears
26x10.5 MT streets
and Kiwi GT is dumb bitch with PMS 24/7

KiwiGT · 08-02-2001, 12:43 AM

I'm not into the anal thing, but don't give up hope yet! You may soon be able to find a special someone to ram it in your rear.

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FunFordCobra IS my bitch.

07-31-2001, 08:27 AM	#1
KiwiGT Resident Ankle Biter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: In the kitchen Posts: 4,895	A sign that I talk too much internet smack? The mean things I usually reserve for you, is involuntarily being said. Let me lay some groundwork in my own defense...I had to go to the grocery store late at night. I HATE going to the grocery store, and wouldn't have gone if we hadn't been out of diet coke and tea. I was dying of thirst, the last thing I had to drink was a margarita at 2:30. Sp I was pissed off, thirsty, and tired. I walk into Albertson's and follow in 2 women. The one that was leading the line was HUGE! I mean, 6 ft tall 300 lbs of BIG OL BITCH, and there was another woman between me and her. So walkin' to the produce section, and she just stops. In the middle of the aisle, so noone can pass. The woman who's in front of me clears her throat, and she still WON'T MOVE. Now, for those of you who know me, I am a really nice person. Actually pretty quiet, and friendly to everyone. So, out of nowehere, I just blurt out "If you didn't take up the entire aisle, maybe other people could get their shopping done". The woman in front of me sounded like she just choked, and it wasn't until that moment that I really REALIZED the enormity of this monstrously huge female. She probably could have eaten me, and still had room for desert. She turned around and glared at me, and the only coherent thoughts going through my head were "How dumb will this sound when people ask why I'm in the hospital and Adam tells them I got beat up in the produce aisle", and thanking god for the woman separating us. She moved though, and I walked by really quickly. I know, I finally got my paybacks. I'm just trying to figure out if this is a sign of addiction, or that I'm becoming a bitch in real life. ------------------ FunFordCobra IS my bitch.

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07-31-2001, 10:28 AM	#2
ALLAN Meeeeooowww Join Date: Mar 2000 Location: the MCO airport Posts: 19,706	I would have yelled, "Hey Kool-aid!!!". Its a good thing the beached whale didn't eat you. Guess she doesn't like Kiwi.....lol

07-31-2001, 10:30 AM	#3
Denny Praying for America Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Where freedom begins Posts: 40,569	Kiesha, you're babbling again.

07-31-2001, 10:57 AM	#4
KiwiGT Resident Ankle Biter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: In the kitchen Posts: 4,895	Denny, I'll kick your ass again.

07-31-2001, 11:21 AM	#6
michelle95gt Other half of bitter Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: bottom of a dark Scottish lake Posts: 7,134	remind me to stay out of your way from now on! what a bitch you are!

07-31-2001, 11:24 AM	#7
Denny Praying for America Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Where freedom begins Posts: 40,569	Ya, what she said! Don't make me put the Vodka out of reach little girl!

07-31-2001, 11:37 AM	#8
KiwiGT Resident Ankle Biter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: In the kitchen Posts: 4,895	Haha, are ya gonna do like Adam does? Hold it a few inched above my head and make me jump for it? And I'm not mean!

07-31-2001, 11:47 AM	#10
KiwiGT Resident Ankle Biter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: In the kitchen Posts: 4,895	You BITCH.

07-31-2001, 11:56 AM	#12
The Big Matt Guest Posts: n/a	fat girls need love too ------------------ 1990 Titanium LX

07-31-2001, 03:29 PM	#13
76 Maverick time is never served Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: denton Posts: 2,646	AHH...AHH...AHH...AHH...STAYIN ALIVE...STAYIN ALIVE.....

07-31-2001, 07:27 PM	#15
Five Point Slow Watch Me Do Me Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Home Posts: 7,140	Hmm.. ive never noticed u talking shit on here before.

08-01-2001, 12:03 AM	#16
KiwiGT Resident Ankle Biter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: In the kitchen Posts: 4,895	Yea, but who's the unlucky fellow who's gonna do a gorilla?

08-01-2001, 12:16 AM	#18
Sergio Punk Ass Newbie Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 3,902	Here we go again.

08-01-2001, 06:52 AM	#19
FunFordCobra Dead Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Cybertron Posts: 5,289	Your lucky that big momma didnt take you out. One flick of her turcky arm and it would have demolished your bitch ass! You know you were at the store buying xxl jumbo tampax. ------------------ 347 stroker: 373 Hp 468 Ft Lbs on motor 200 Big Shot C-4 auto 4.11 gears 26x10.5 MT streets and Kiwi GT is a BITCH with no BRAIN!

08-01-2001, 11:11 AM	#20
KiwiGT Resident Ankle Biter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: In the kitchen Posts: 4,895	No kiddin'! She could have sat on me, and no more Kiwi! You're missing my "womanly time" by about 2 weeks.

08-01-2001, 11:35 AM	#22
KiwiGT Resident Ankle Biter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: In the kitchen Posts: 4,895	I'm not the one who brought it up.

08-01-2001, 01:08 PM	#23
tex Ramblin' Man Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: ATL Posts: 12,097	Will you two stop flirting and just fuck? Please?

08-01-2001, 01:12 PM	#24
KiwiGT Resident Ankle Biter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: In the kitchen Posts: 4,895	I'm not his type. I don't have a dick. And anyhoo, I can't have sex with a man that outweighs me by 200 lbs...I might be crushed...

08-01-2001, 01:13 PM	#25
FunFordCobra Dead Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Cybertron Posts: 5,289	Ewwwwwwwwwww! 300 lbs vs. 98. Dont think it would work. Plus it would be like being with a 15 yrold.<----not that Id know... ------------------ 347 stroker: 373 Hp 468 Ft Lbs on motor 200 Big Shot C-4 auto 4.11 gears 26x10.5 MT streets and Kiwi GT is dumb bitch with PMS 24/7

08-01-2001, 01:15 PM	#26
KiwiGT Resident Ankle Biter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: In the kitchen Posts: 4,895	Man, I don't even look 15...more along the lines of 12... Adam is secretly a pedophile.

08-01-2001, 01:19 PM	#28
FunFordCobra Dead Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Cybertron Posts: 5,289	Look 15.... Act 12.... is more like it..... P.S.you are on the rag

08-01-2001, 01:25 PM	#29
KiwiGT Resident Ankle Biter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: In the kitchen Posts: 4,895	Now ya know Ross. How do you know when or if I am on the rag? You been nosing through my garbage or something?

08-02-2001, 12:10 AM	#30
FunFordCobra Dead Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Cybertron Posts: 5,289	Dont lie! You would have loved being sat on by the fat ass ,you lil butt plug you!:P

08-02-2001, 12:36 AM	#31
FunFordCobra Dead Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Cybertron Posts: 5,289	BIOTCH! p.s.B-I-O-T-C-H!!!! ------------------ 347 stroker: 373 Hp 468 Ft Lbs on motor 200 Big Shot C-4 auto 4.11 gears 26x10.5 MT streets and Kiwi GT is dumb bitch with PMS 24/7

08-02-2001, 12:43 AM	#32
KiwiGT Resident Ankle Biter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: In the kitchen Posts: 4,895	I'm not into the anal thing, but don't give up hope yet! You may soon be able to find a special someone to ram it in your rear. ------------------ FunFordCobra IS my bitch.