BOOM BITCH!!!!

bsharer · 06-13-2001, 01:36 PM

I could...have the fastest car in the world if... Brad was turning wrenches on it.

Post em up!!!

turbopaez · 06-13-2001, 01:37 PM

Not a bad idea.....hehehehehehe.....

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2K2 LS1 · 06-13-2001, 01:38 PM

Pretty funny bryan.

AL P · 06-13-2001, 01:38 PM

If my grandma had balls she COULD be my grandpa....

302_plus_a_few · 06-13-2001, 01:39 PM

I could have the only LS1 motor on DFWStangs that is about to explode if Brad Marsh wasn't on here...

AnotherRedHead · 06-13-2001, 01:39 PM

Brad could, have straight teeth, if his parents had gotten him braces!

bsharer · 06-13-2001, 01:39 PM

I could get my teeth fixed if we had a good dental plan.

AL P · 06-13-2001, 01:40 PM

I COULD be Brad's real daddy....

2K2 LS1 · 06-13-2001, 01:40 PM

Nick could have had a clear complextion if he had clearasil.

Bryan could have hair if he used rogaine.

Al P's car would be running if he hadn't ragged on it.

bsharer · 06-13-2001, 01:41 PM

Brad could go 9's if he wanted to.

AnotherRedHead · 06-13-2001, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AL P:
I COULD be Brad's real daddy....

if you took enough drugs and drank enough alcohol to screw his mama!

AL P · 06-13-2001, 01:42 PM

Brad COULD go without a colostomy bag IF Leon hadn't worn his asshole out so bad that it hangs out like a doorknob

2K2 LS1 · 06-13-2001, 01:42 PM

I could have a baby shit green fairmont like bryan's if every junk yard would quit laughing at me when I ask and tell me where I could get one.

bsharer · 06-13-2001, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AL P:
Brad COULD go without a colostomy bag IF Leon hadn't worn his asshole out so bad that it hangs out like a doorknob

I could die laughing from reading that!

mike · 06-13-2001, 01:44 PM

AL could look like brad if I hit him in the mouth with a hammer.

bsharer · 06-13-2001, 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 2K1 LS1:
I could have a baby shit green fairmont like bryan's if every junk yard would quit laughing at me when I ask and tell me where I could get one.

You could shit all over yourself if you had a car as quick as the Fairmont.

302_plus_a_few · 06-13-2001, 01:44 PM

I could never post another ---

BOOM BITCH!!!!

again so as not to piss off O2BQIK. NOT!!!!

[This message has been edited by 302_plus_a_few (edited 06-13-2001).]

AnotherRedHead · 06-13-2001, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mike:
AL could look like brad if I hit him in the mouth with a hammer.

IM sorry but I can't stop laughing from this one! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

302_plus_a_few · 06-13-2001, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bsharer:
I could die laughing from reading that!

I could have gone without that mental image!

2K2 LS1 · 06-13-2001, 01:47 PM

I could lose all my hair if I had to work on a clunker like the fairmont too.

bsharer · 06-13-2001, 01:48 PM

Brad could say something good if he would take Chris c*ck out of his mouth.

mike · 06-13-2001, 01:49 PM

I could eat through chicken wire if I had a mouth full of broken glass for teeth.

Girls can too · 06-13-2001, 01:52 PM

I could have real friends if I didn't know you guys!

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2K2 LS1 · 06-13-2001, 01:53 PM

I could give a shit and get upset; but this shit is hilarious. I think it is funny when people 10-20 years older than have to stoop to my level and make fun of me. I thought they would be too uppidy with there high paying jobs to frequent a car site but guess I was wrong.

Girls can too · 06-13-2001, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AL P:
Brad COULD go without a colostomy bag IF Leon hadn't worn his asshole out so bad that it hangs out like a doorknob

ROLFLMFAO!!!!!! SICK..SICK..SICK!

Al P could be a millionare if he didn't talk like THAT!!! hahahaha!

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AL P · 06-13-2001, 01:54 PM

I COULD get a real job IF I wasn't a pathetic turd....

Duff · 06-13-2001, 01:55 PM

I could suck my own dick....IF I never wanted to leave the house again!

2K2 LS1 · 06-13-2001, 01:55 PM

I could have a hot rod like bryan or Al P if I was mature and had a good paying job.

bsharer · 06-13-2001, 01:57 PM

Brad could live at home with mommy and daddy for ever if Chris wouldnt get upset for him copying his gig.

AnotherRedHead · 06-13-2001, 01:57 PM

AL P could quit sucking cock, if he didn't like the taste!!!

Brad could quit sucking cock, if Chris would let him.
Bryan could quit sucking cock, if Carrie would let him!!!

AL P · 06-13-2001, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 2K1 LS1:
I could have a hot rod like bryan or Al P if I was mature and had a good paying job.

I think you would probably have to have your head out of your ass too...

AnotherRedHead · 06-13-2001, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AL P:
I think you would probably have to have your head out of your ass too...

He also needs to take the cock outta his mouth!

AL P · 06-13-2001, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AnotherRedHead:
AL P could quit sucking cock, if he didn't like the taste!!!

Brad could quit sucking cock, if Chris would let him.
Bryan could quit sucking cock, if Carrie would let him!!!

ARH COULD be getting his ass scraped up off the highway with a shovel IF he doesn't quit riding that bike at 150 mph....

bsharer · 06-13-2001, 01:59 PM

I could throw this in here...

...if we needed to start talking about beavers.

[This message has been edited by bsharer (edited 06-13-2001).]

2K2 LS1 · 06-13-2001, 01:59 PM

Prob so Al P. So what do you net like 65-70k/yr; does that make you wise and prosperous?

AL P · 06-13-2001, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 2K1 LS1:
Prob so Al P. So what do you net like 65-70k/yr; does that make you wise and prosperous?

NO, that makes me more prosperous than YOU and that is all that counts junior. As for wise, hell that is so obvious its not even funny, you want to go out and race a car you can't even fuckin work on and then get on here and act like you are a bad ass....

AnotherRedHead · 06-13-2001, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AL P:
ARH COULD be getting his ass scraped up off the highway with a shovel IF he doesn't quit riding that bike at 150 mph....

Well, I took it to my buddys shop to put inside on display so he could sell it for me. So I wont ride the bitch again until its sold!

AL P · 06-13-2001, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AnotherRedHead:
Well, I took it to my buddys shop to put inside on display so he could sell it for me. So I wont ride the bitch again until its sold!

Good idea, get you an LS1 and have Brad work on it...nice and slow and safe....

302_plus_a_few · 06-13-2001, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AnotherRedHead:
Well, I took it to my buddys shop to put inside on display so he could sell it for me. So I wont ride the bitch again until its sold!

ARH could give new meaning to the old joke - "What's the last thing to go through a bugs mind as he smacks the windshield" if he doesn't sell that thing!

06-13-2001, 02:07 PM

Brad could get laid one day, if he would remove his mouth from Mary's teet.

KiwiGT · 06-13-2001, 02:08 PM

I could post something funny here..if I wasn't laughing so hard at all you turd burglars.

Or afraid I'll be next...

GE · 06-13-2001, 02:09 PM

Bryan... are these the 200 pills you were looking for? I could only find 23, but it's getting closer to 200. Did someone say 200???

AL P · 06-13-2001, 02:11 PM

I'm going to put a two stage kit on my daily driver....100 on the first stage and 100 on the second...do you guys think it can hold up to a 160 shot or not?

bsharer · 06-13-2001, 02:11 PM

Brad could count to 200 if everybody lined up and held out their hands and took off their shoes and socks.

Girls can too · 06-13-2001, 02:14 PM

I COULD be getting some work done...IF I wasn't refreshing this thread over and over!

bsharer · 06-13-2001, 02:16 PM

Maybe I could introduce myself to Bradly the next time I saw him if I wasnt scared he'd knaw my arm off with that grill!

AnotherRedHead · 06-13-2001, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bsharer:
Maybe I could introduce myself to Bradly the next time I saw him if I wasnt scared he'd knaw my arm off with that grill!

lol

06-13-2001, 02:22 PM

Maybe Brad could get his teeth fixed, if his parents would buy a can opener.

302_plus_a_few · 06-13-2001, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bsharer:
I could throw this in here...

...if we needed to start talking about beavers.

[This message has been edited by bsharer (edited 06-13-2001).]

I could add this thread to the P.D.S. archive now that you have degraded this post!

2K2 LS1 · 06-13-2001, 02:23 PM

Go ahead bryan I don't bite anything but cinder blocks.

Al P I never said I was bad ass you are geeting this out of context.

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bsharer Im somebody's daddy! Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: inside the garage Posts: 14,600	"I could...if..." I could...have the fastest car in the world if... Brad was turning wrenches on it. Post em up!!!

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06-13-2001, 01:37 PM	#2
turbopaez Lifer Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Dallas Tx Posts: 5,532	Not a bad idea.....hehehehehehe..... ------------------ 1992 LX 5 Speed, Hurst Shifter With Alum. Handle, Alum. SVO Quadrant With Adjuster, MAC Flowpath's, Mac 2 1/2 Flow Tubes, Offroad, Mac cold air, Polyurethane sway bar and end links, MSD 6A, MSD Blaster TFI Coil, Pro-M 77, Monster Tach,

06-13-2001, 01:38 PM	#3
2K2 LS1 Lifer Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: HOA Hell!!!! Posts: 6,870	Pretty funny bryan.

06-13-2001, 01:38 PM	#4
AL P Man of Steel Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 31,151	If my grandma had balls she COULD be my grandpa....

06-13-2001, 01:39 PM	#5
302_plus_a_few World Record Holder! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Guinness Book Posts: 12,407	I could have the only LS1 motor on DFWStangs that is about to explode if Brad Marsh wasn't on here...

06-13-2001, 01:39 PM	#6
AnotherRedHead The Fastest of the Fast Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: FastestETville Posts: 13,151	Brad could, have straight teeth, if his parents had gotten him braces!

06-13-2001, 01:40 PM	#8
AL P Man of Steel Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 31,151	I COULD be Brad's real daddy....

06-13-2001, 01:41 PM	#10
bsharer Im somebody's daddy! Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: inside the garage Posts: 14,600	Brad could go 9's if he wanted to.

06-13-2001, 01:42 PM	#12
AL P Man of Steel Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 31,151	Brad COULD go without a colostomy bag IF Leon hadn't worn his asshole out so bad that it hangs out like a doorknob

06-13-2001, 01:44 PM	#15
mike Lifer Join Date: Apr 2000 Posts: 3,734	AL could look like brad if I hit him in the mouth with a hammer.

06-13-2001, 01:47 PM	#20
2K2 LS1 Lifer Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: HOA Hell!!!! Posts: 6,870	I could lose all my hair if I had to work on a clunker like the fairmont too.

06-13-2001, 01:48 PM	#21
bsharer Im somebody's daddy! Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: inside the garage Posts: 14,600	Brad could say something good if he would take Chris c*ck out of his mouth.

06-13-2001, 01:49 PM	#22
mike Lifer Join Date: Apr 2000 Posts: 3,734	I could eat through chicken wire if I had a mouth full of broken glass for teeth.

06-13-2001, 01:52 PM	#23
Girls can too Chick with a Dick Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Las Colinas Posts: 12,390	I could have real friends if I didn't know you guys! ------------------ Newest Release: *GC2 Productions Presents...Paybacks are a Mutha'!* GEORGE Kennedy GEORGE of the Jungle GEORGE Lucus presents: Leia More coming soon to a THREAD near you!

06-13-2001, 01:53 PM	#24
2K2 LS1 Lifer Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: HOA Hell!!!! Posts: 6,870	I could give a shit and get upset; but this shit is hilarious. I think it is funny when people 10-20 years older than have to stoop to my level and make fun of me. I thought they would be too uppidy with there high paying jobs to frequent a car site but guess I was wrong.

06-13-2001, 01:54 PM	#26
AL P Man of Steel Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 31,151	I COULD get a real job IF I wasn't a pathetic turd....

06-13-2001, 01:55 PM	#27
Duff Cool by association... Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: the West Side...Throwin' Switches! Posts: 683	I could suck my own dick....IF I never wanted to leave the house again!

06-13-2001, 01:57 PM	#29
bsharer Im somebody's daddy! Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: inside the garage Posts: 14,600	Brad could live at home with mommy and daddy for ever if Chris wouldnt get upset for him copying his gig.

06-13-2001, 01:59 PM	#34
bsharer Im somebody's daddy! Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: inside the garage Posts: 14,600	I could throw this in here... ...if we needed to start talking about beavers. [This message has been edited by bsharer (edited 06-13-2001).]

06-13-2001, 02:07 PM	#40
The Big Matt Guest Posts: n/a	Brad could get laid one day, if he would remove his mouth from Mary's teet.

06-13-2001, 02:08 PM	#41
KiwiGT Resident Ankle Biter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: In the kitchen Posts: 4,895	I could post something funny here..if I wasn't laughing so hard at all you turd burglars. Or afraid I'll be next...

06-13-2001, 02:09 PM	#42
GE 6 Cliff Trail - Frisco / 1430 Byron Nelson Pkwy Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Richardson, TX Posts: 30,844	Bryan... are these the 200 pills you were looking for? I could only find 23, but it's getting closer to 200. Did someone say 200???

06-13-2001, 02:11 PM	#43
AL P Man of Steel Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 31,151	I'm going to put a two stage kit on my daily driver....100 on the first stage and 100 on the second...do you guys think it can hold up to a 160 shot or not?

06-13-2001, 02:14 PM	#45
Girls can too Chick with a Dick Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Las Colinas Posts: 12,390	I COULD be getting some work done...IF I wasn't refreshing this thread over and over!

06-13-2001, 02:16 PM	#46
bsharer Im somebody's daddy! Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: inside the garage Posts: 14,600	Maybe I could introduce myself to Bradly the next time I saw him if I wasnt scared he'd knaw my arm off with that grill!

06-13-2001, 02:22 PM	#48
The Big Matt Guest Posts: n/a	Maybe Brad could get his teeth fixed, if his parents would buy a can opener.

06-13-2001, 02:23 PM	#50
2K2 LS1 Lifer Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: HOA Hell!!!! Posts: 6,870	Go ahead bryan I don't bite anything but cinder blocks. Al P I never said I was bad ass you are geeting this out of context.