Chuck Norris turned 70 today.

HobieF3 · 03-10-2010, 11:56 AM

So who wins in a fight, him or the old "I AM A MOTHERFUCKER" from the Bus fight video???

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris

IDAjeff · 03-10-2010, 11:57 AM

Chuck Norris.... Sorry Santa

Rafa · 03-10-2010, 11:57 AM

You know he's immortal

95snake · 03-10-2010, 11:58 AM

Happy Birthday Mr. Norris, now please dont round house kick me.

line-em-up · 03-10-2010, 11:58 AM

And he's still lethal.

mysticcobrakilla · 03-10-2010, 12:00 PM

www.chucknorrisfacts.com

HobieF3 · 03-10-2010, 12:03 PM

Seriously though, Chuck Norris looks pretty good for 70 - NO HOMO

Although, his website is a little dated. I expect more from this guy.
http://www.chucknorris.com/

JKD · 03-10-2010, 12:05 PM

He's still an obnoxious hack who has never been in a real fight in life. WAY overrated.

IDAjeff · 03-10-2010, 12:07 PM

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He's still an obnoxious hack who has never been in a real fight in life. WAY overrated.

He's watching you.

Sean88gt · 03-10-2010, 12:08 PM

Damn, can't believe he's that old!

JKD · 03-10-2010, 12:14 PM

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He's watching you.

You mean he's cowarding in fear behind his bodyguard team. lol. The guy is a jerk.

sc281_99-0135 · 03-10-2010, 12:15 PM

ACTUALLY

70 just turned Chuck Norris

HobieF3 · 03-10-2010, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by JKD

He's still an obnoxious hack who has never been in a real fight in life. WAY overrated.

What's a real fight?

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But prior to that, Chuck was a martial arts star, winning many martial arts championships including being a six-time undefeated World Professional MiddleWeight Karate Champion.

Does that not count???

JKD · 03-10-2010, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by HobieF3

What's a real fight?

Does that not count???

Karate point fighting doesn't not count. lol. Have you ever seen one of those events in person? It's a joke.

In his own autobiography he admitted to have never been in a street fight before.

HobieF3 · 03-10-2010, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by JKD

Karate point fighting doesn't not count. lol. Have you ever seen one of those events in person? It's a joke.

In his own autobiography he admitted to have never been in a street fight before.

Karate Kid is probably as close as I have come to that LOL.

So how does it work?

JKD · 03-10-2010, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by HobieF3

Karate Kid is probably as close as I have come to that LOL.

So how does it work?

It's silly IN MY OPINION, they reset after somewhat half assed landed technique in an approved section of the body. Our sparring sessions in everyday workouts are MUCH harder than his "international championship fight" was. lol

See for yourself.

97blkpny · 03-10-2010, 01:19 PM

I didn't see one crane kick in there, I call BS.

joes01bullitt · 03-10-2010, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by JKD

He's still an obnoxious hack who has never been in a real fight in life. WAY overrated.

Chuck is going to fuck you up!

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Originally Posted by sc281_99-0135

ACTUALLY

70 just turned Chuck Norris

lmao!

John -- '02 HAWK · 03-10-2010, 01:51 PM

LOL at trying to compare 1966 Martial arts to 2010 Martial arts. It's like comparing cell phones from '66 to today. You have to appreciate it for what it was. There's hardly any sport that hasnt changed in terms of physicality in the last 50 years. Hell it wasnt that long ago when people were trying to outlaw the UFC.

32VfromHell · 03-10-2010, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by JKD

Karate point fighting doesn't not count. lol. Have you ever seen one of those events in person? It's a joke.

In his own autobiography he admitted to have never been in a street fight before.

BJJ fighting like the shit you do isnt a "real fight " either, cheif.

JKD · 03-10-2010, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by 32VfromHell

BJJ fighting like the shit you do isnt a "real fight " either, cheif.

LOL! Have you tried it? And it's alot more than just BJJ btw.

oreos_stang3 · 03-10-2010, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by sc281_99-0135

ACTUALLY

70 just turned Chuck Norris

agreed. not bad for being 70

Treybizttu · 03-10-2010, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by 32VfromHell

BJJ fighting like the shit you do isnt a "real fight " either, cheif.

Hey there Billy Bad Ass

turkey_85gt · 03-10-2010, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by JKD

LOL! Have you tried it? And it's alot more than just BJJ btw.

Somebody really needs to kick your ass!!! I hope Chuck Norris round house kicks your fatass Burgerking head!!!

JKD · 03-10-2010, 02:52 PM

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Somebody really needs to kick your ass!!! I hope Chuck Norris round house kicks your fatass Burgerking head!!!

Burgerking head? What are you five years old? lol.

turkey_85gt · 03-10-2010, 03:00 PM

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Burgerking head? What are you five years old? lol.

No stupid.....After the SEB fight, someone put a Burgerking crown on your head. That's where I go it from.

click the pirate · 03-10-2010, 03:00 PM

Damn are you really argueing over fighting??? I have never and god willing ever been in a fair fight... I am a cheating mutha if I have to fight,I will do whatever I have to win.

Disclaimer, fortunatly I have not been in a fight in over 15 years, I guess people just let the gimpy people get away with shit...lol

HobieF3 · 03-10-2010, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by JKD

It's silly IN MY OPINION, they reset after somewhat half assed landed technique in an approved section of the body. Our sparring sessions in everyday workouts are MUCH harder than his "international championship fight" was. lol

See for yourself.

Hmmm, I never thought whether something could be called a fight or not would be subjective.

Is it boring? YES Is it lame? YES - but it's still a form of combat and contact between two competitors. I guess you could call it fighting, but at the same time I could see why someone wouldn't.

Funny, I wouldn't think of (real) wrestling as fighting though and it's a lot more physical than this, but the lack of striking makes it not a fight IMO.

Either way, doesn't really matter to me. All forms of combat have their own set of rules whether it's Norris's Karate junk, wrestling, MMA, Boxing, whatev.

bjtheman1 · 03-10-2010, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by HobieF3

Seriously though, Chuck Norris looks pretty good for 70 - NO HOMO

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Total Gym=FTW!

JKD · 03-10-2010, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by turkey_85gt

No stupid.....After the SEB fight, someone put a Burgerking crown on your head. That's where I go it from.

You fucktard, had you been involved at all you would get the joke behind that.

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Hmmm, I never thought whether something could be called a fight or not would be subjective.

Is it boring? YES Is it lame? YES - but it's still a form of combat and contact between two competitors. I guess you could call it fighting, but at the same time I could see why someone wouldn't.

Funny, I wouldn't think of (real) wrestling as fighting though and it's a lot more physical than this, but the lack of striking makes it not a fight IMO.

Either way, doesn't really matter to me. All forms of combat have their own set of rules whether it's Norris's Karate junk, wrestling, MMA, Boxing, whatev.

Oh I know, it's just always been funny how so many people think he's some super toughguy when he's points fighter in a sport where its the least effective form of combative arts. But it also irks me how much of a rude dick he is. He wouldn't even take the time to talk to the kids the last time he was the Machado school all because he was tired from working out and didn't do well. So lame.

HobieF3 · 03-10-2010, 03:10 PM

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Damn are you really argueing over fighting??? I have never and god willing ever been in a fair fight... I am a cheating mutha if I have to fight,I will do whatever I have to win.

Disclaimer, fortunatly I have not been in a fight in over 15 years, I guess people just let the gimpy people get away with shit...lol

I'm 5-8 177. I lift weights, but I'm not swole, I'm a little over weight. If my body fat was where I want it to be I would probably weigh 165. Someone my height/musclemass/skeletal frame would probably fight at something much lighter than that.

I don't start fights and everyone that has ever tried to start a fight with me has always been much bigger. There's nothing fair about a 6 foot plus, 200lb plus, guy trying to fight me. If you're that much bigger than me and trying to start shit with me you should expect me to even things up with something to hold and smash on/in your head/nose/eyes/teeth/balls.

click the pirate · 03-10-2010, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by HobieF3

I'm 5-8 177. I lift weights, but I'm not swole, I'm a little over weight. If my body fat was where I want it to be I would probably weigh 165. Someone my height/musclemass/skeletal frame would probably fight at something much lighter than that.

I don't start fights and everyone that has ever tried to start a fight with me has always been much bigger. There's nothing fair about a 6 foot plus, 200lb plus, guy trying to fight me. If you're that much bigger than me and trying to start shit with me you should expect me to even things up with something to hold and smash on/in your head/nose/eyes/teeth/balls.

Exactly!!!

JKD · 03-10-2010, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by HobieF3

I'm 5-8 177. I lift weights, but I'm not swole, I'm a little over weight. If my body fat was where I want it to be I would probably weigh 165. Someone my height/musclemass/skeletal frame would probably fight at something much lighter than that.

I don't start fights and everyone that has ever tried to start a fight with me has always been much bigger. There's nothing fair about a 6 foot plus, 200lb plus, guy trying to fight me. If you're that much bigger than me and trying to start shit with me you should expect me to even things up with something to hold and smash on/in your head/nose/eyes/teeth/balls.

Size only matters when it's two people of equal skill or the big man has better skill. A smaller skilled fighter can easily beat a bigger lesser skilled man.

Tyrone Biggums · 03-10-2010, 03:15 PM

Well yeah, but has Chuck Norris ever suffocated a moron into an armbar at a pig farm?

I didn't think so.

HobieF3 · 03-10-2010, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by JKD

Oh I know, it's just always been funny how so many people think he's some super toughguy when he's points fighter in a sport where its the least effective form of combative arts. But it also irks me how much of a rude dick he is. He wouldn't even take the time to talk to the kids the last time he was the Machado school all because he was tired from working out and didn't do well. So lame.

I'm not trying to argue with you as I don't know dick about all this, but I hear that a lot, yet Lyoto Machida is a fuckin' bad ass.

Friend of mine ran into him in Vegas 3 years ago and thought he was the coolest guy ever. Maybe he was just having a shitty day??? Or maybe he was having a rare great day in Vegas and just decided to be cool with my buddy.

99% of the time I'm the nicest person you'll meet in real life, but sometimes shit gets to me and I'm a fucking asshole. Shit happens

JKD · 03-10-2010, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Tyrone Biggums

Well yeah, but has Chuck Norris ever suffocated a moron into an armbar at a pig farm?

I didn't think so.

I don't think he's ever fought Seagal, but he should do that for all of our benefit.

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I'm not trying to argue with you as I don't know dick about all this, but I hear that a lot, yet Lyoto Machida is a fuckin' bad ass.

Friend of mine ran into him in Vegas 3 years ago and thought he was the coolest guy ever. Maybe he was just having a shitty day??? Or maybe he was having a rare great day in Vegas and just decided to be cool with my buddy.

99% of the time I'm the nicest person you'll meet in real life, but sometimes shit gets to me and I'm a fucking asshole. Shit happens

I'm not arguing bro, just discussing. In my opinion, the times I have been around him which has been several over the years, is that he's a very PR type person. If he's at a public appearance he'll do all the hand shaking and photo op's with a smile. But in a private setting like a gym, I really don't think he enjoys it all and seems to me to be a very miserable type person. JMO's.

turkey_85gt · 03-10-2010, 03:22 PM

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You fucktard, had you been involved at all you would get the joke behind that.

LMAO!!!

Fuck'n Burgerking head!!!

HobieF3 · 03-10-2010, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by JKD

Size only matters when it's two people of equal skill or the big man has better skill. A smaller skilled fighter can easily beat a bigger lesser skilled man.

I don't disagree, but I know I've got no training and no delusions about innate skill. I'm picking up whatever is around and hoping for the best. I've got one master plan and if it doesn't work I'm hosed LOL.

HobieF3 · 03-10-2010, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by JKD

I don't think he's ever fought Seagal, but he should do that for all of our benefit.

I'm not arguing bro, just discussing. In my opinion, the times I have been around him which has been several over the years, is that he's a very PR type person. If he's at a public appearance he'll do all the hand shaking and photo op's with a smile. But in a private setting like a gym, I really don't think he enjoys it all and seems to me to be a very miserable type person. JMO's.

So what you're saying is, Lyoto Machida is a dangerous man!

So that pig farm reference, was that you and SEB fighting in that video/gif???

JKD · 03-10-2010, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by HobieF3

So what you're saying is, Lyoto Machida is a dangerous man!

So that pig farm reference, was that you and SEB fighting in that video/gif???

Machida is no bitch, thats for sure. lol.

And yes, thats us in the video/gif. lol. The snorting in the background you hear is actually me trying to get the fight over with quick thinking about lunch. A fatman has got to eat!

Nate · 03-10-2010, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by JKD

Machida is no bitch, thats for sure. lol.

And yes, thats us in the video/gif. lol. The snorting in the background you hear is actually me trying to get the fight over with quick thinking about lunch. A fatman has got to eat!

He was so hungry he crashed into a waitress trying to get ranch that ended up all over him after the fight.

JKD · 03-10-2010, 04:16 PM

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He was so hungry he crashed into a waitress trying to get ranch that ended up all over him after the fight.

I was just panicked trying to make room for my 5 burgers I ordered. Beating up trailer trash works up an appetite!

WisH4SvTs · 03-10-2010, 04:26 PM

Points fighting or not, the guy was the best in the world at it at that time! I wish I was the best in the world at anything.

That_Is_My_El_Camino · 03-10-2010, 05:37 PM

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I was just panicked trying to make room for my 5 burgers I ordered. Beating up trailer trash works up an appetite!

You didn't beat him up, but you sure as hell would've gotten your ass kicked if you'd tried to trade blows with him instead of taking the faggot way out.

cryptic5.0 · 03-10-2010, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by JKD

He's still an obnoxious hack who has never been in a real fight in life. WAY overrated.

Lol. Gotta love keyboard warriors.

32VfromHell · 03-10-2010, 06:07 PM

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LOL! Have you tried it? And it's alot more than just BJJ btw.

There is a reason Jujutsu died in japan along with the samurai, because the threat wasnt a samarai with a blade, but some jackass with a 6cylinder revolver firing into your face from 40 yards. Only chuck norris can overcome uzi's with his mighty beard and grizzled attitude.

What you do as a sport isnt much different than karate, as you have rules, sanctioning bodies, and sporting events.

Now something like Krav Maga...thats a different story!

JKD · 03-10-2010, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by That_Is_My_El_Camino

You didn't beat him up, but you sure as hell would've gotten your ass kicked if you'd tried to trade blows with him instead of taking the faggot way out.

You just want me to make you some more easy money again, that is if you can get him to pay. lol.

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There is a reason Jujutsu died in japan along with the samurai, because the threat wasnt a samarai with a blade, but some jackass with a 6cylinder revolver firing into your face from 40 yards. Only chuck norris can overcome uzi's with his mighty beard and grizzled attitude.

What you do as a sport isnt much different than karate, as you have rules, sanctioning bodies, and sporting events.

Now something like Krav Maga...thats a different story!

Respectfully, Krav Maga is one of the biggest hack combative systems out there. It's a sales pitch at best. If Krav was so effective, you would see it as popular and mainstream as boxing, BJJ or wrestling. Can you name ONE Krav Maga fighter thats been effective?

JKD · 03-10-2010, 06:33 PM

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Lol. Gotta love keyboard warriors.

LOL, have you been paying attention?

DON SVO · 03-10-2010, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by 32VfromHell

There is a reason Jujutsu died in japan along with the samurai, because the threat wasnt a samarai with a blade, but some jackass with a 6cylinder revolver firing into your face from 40 yards. Only chuck norris can overcome uzi's with his mighty beard and grizzled attitude.

What you do as a sport isnt much different than karate, as you have rules, sanctioning bodies, and sporting events.

Now something like Krav Maga...thats a different story!

LOL Ryan, you crack me the fuck up dude

JKD · 03-10-2010, 06:51 PM

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LOL Ryan, you crack me the fuck up dude

Isn't your birthday coming up again soon? I think you need some more flight time.

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