Toilet is clogged, water is nearly overflowing

Skidmark · 12-28-2007, 09:29 AM

OH, and no plunger LOL

Anything I can do or just wait and get a plunger during my lunch?

Denny · 12-28-2007, 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skidmark

OH, and no plunger LOL

Anything I can do or just wait and get a plunger during my lunch?

You have an arm? You're alone? Shower readily accessible?

Skidmark · 12-28-2007, 09:34 AM

LOL, so is there a stopper or something that would need to be pushed?

Big Studly · 12-28-2007, 09:40 AM

you are up shit creek

best you can do is fill the toilet bowl up with water and hope the static pressure is enouch to get the turd through the p-trap and get that vacuum going...but my guess is that is is already full, so you can't do anything.

poke a stick down there and brake it up or a coat hanger.

BP · 12-28-2007, 09:42 AM

You could scoop it all out and hold down the handle, it might free up something. Probably won't work but it'll make for a good story.

Skidmark · 12-28-2007, 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BP

You could scoop it all out and hold down the handle, it might free up something. Probably won't work but it'll make for a good story.

LOL

I read that if you put Palmolive soap in it it may fix the issue. Well I put some and it made the water go down. Then I flushed again and the water is nearly overflowing again

coors2003 · 12-28-2007, 09:51 AM

just get a plunger at lunch

StangTamer · 12-28-2007, 10:33 AM

Plan A

Flush it one more time to clear all turds(just have shovel, mop, rubber gloves, scented candle, and trash bag readialy available). Then use both hands as plungers (as if you were giving CPR).....Though I wouldn't recommend using your mouth.

Plan B

Go to the store and spend $2.00 on a plunger.

blkscorpion80 · 12-28-2007, 12:40 PM

quit shit'n bricks

paul_376 · 12-28-2007, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skidmark

LOL, so is there a stopper or something that would need to be pushed?

you need to have your shit pushed in

TOMMY · 12-28-2007, 01:17 PM

go get a plunger..

paul_376 · 12-28-2007, 01:19 PM

dont spend more than u have to
my dollar store plunger works just fine..

Tyrone Biggums · 12-28-2007, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by paul_376

you need to have your shit pushed in

Speaking from experience, huh?

ffrc91gt · 12-28-2007, 01:28 PM

Leaf blower would work....

Skidmark · 12-28-2007, 01:46 PM

You guys have horrible ideas.. i have a plunger coming my way

Yellowstang · 12-28-2007, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skidmark

You guys have horrible ideas.. i have a plunger coming my way

Birthday present?

big_tiger · 12-29-2007, 12:41 PM

Sometimes a plunger doesnt remove, and the toilet just needs to be replaced. My tolet would clog if you put one piece of tissue paper in it.

Geor! · 12-29-2007, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by paul_376

you need to have your shit pushed in

I think he's had it pushed in much too many times, resulting in a larger anus and unflushable turds.

2001 GT · 12-29-2007, 01:31 PM

I just cant help but notice how appropriate this thread is in relation to your screen name

Fordblue625 · 12-29-2007, 01:35 PM

Pour some coffee in there, always breaks my shit into little pieces.

JimD · 12-29-2007, 01:47 PM

Stab that mo-fo with a steak knife...

MrEd · 12-30-2007, 06:32 PM

im sure they water level goes down in the bowl after a while. but a good pitcher of hot water sometimes will do the trick. or

Quote:

Originally Posted by ffrc91gt

Leaf blower would work....

lmao you never know

midniteblue5.0 · 12-30-2007, 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blkscorpion80

quit shit'n bricks

OR just start add some fiber to ur meals !!lol!!

ffrc91gt · 12-30-2007, 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrEd

im sure they water level goes down in the bowl after a while. but a good pitcher of hot water sometimes will do the trick. or

Quote:

Originally Posted by ffrc91gt

Leaf blower would work....

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrEd

lmao you never know

One of the firefighters I work with used a leaf blower to clear a toilet in station so I know it works.... Just sprays water all over the place as well! LOL

MrEd · 12-30-2007, 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ffrc91gt

One of the firefighters I work with used a leaf blower to clear a toilet in station so I know it works.... Just sprays water all over the place as well! LOL

used my vaccum cleaner once before on the blow side RIGID VACCUM damn

shit went every where lmao

97blkpny · 12-30-2007, 11:49 PM

After you get this problem taken care of install a garbage disposal in your toilet. No more problems.

IHaveAMustang · 12-31-2007, 03:29 PM

Mine overflowed last night.

Take a coat rack and turn it into a "U" and stick it in. If it's quiet you can hear the toilet begin to let the water go as you push that crap in...it's kind of like gay sex but without all the cuddling and AIDS

bad_93 · 01-01-2008, 10:56 AM

tooth brush?

UNICORN · 01-01-2008, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skidmark

OH, and no plunger LOL

Anything I can do or just wait and get a plunger during my lunch?

Just latch that garbage disposal you call a mouth on that toilet and pretend it is your boyfriend and BLOW

.

JP135 · 01-01-2008, 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ffrc91gt

One of the firefighters I work with used a leaf blower to clear a toilet in station so I know it works.... Just sprays water all over the place as well! LOL

Bored firemen... greatness.

slow84lx · 01-01-2008, 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrEd

im sure they water level goes down in the bowl after a while. but a good pitcher of hot water sometimes will do the trick. or lmao you never know

I've done this before with good results.

89gt-stanger · 01-02-2008, 08:41 PM

ok i promise this works.

1. estiamte how much shit you have in their.

2. then decide on a flammable liquid like gas or lighter fluid.

3. take all the water out of the pot. (i used a shop vac)

4. put enough of it down the hole.

5. then lite the "shit" up.

and then after it is burnt up, flush it to put the fire out

VETTKLR · 01-08-2008, 01:10 PM

LMAO

This thread delivers.

Mr Majestyk · 01-08-2008, 01:51 PM

In the future keep a coat hanger or similar item nearby to hold a dangerously large turd in the bowl during the initial phase of the flushing process. As soon as the bowl water begins to flow out through the toilet throat release the captive turd, and the momentum of the already-exiting water should carry all but the most extraordinarily large logs out with it.

428SCJ · 01-09-2008, 12:38 PM

Borrow your neighbors shop vac.

gip99drop · 01-09-2008, 01:09 PM

flush more, shit less. lol

90GT50 · 01-09-2008, 01:14 PM

Stop eating pf changs?

71chevellejohn · 01-09-2008, 01:17 PM

Learn how to pinch off a little sooner

btw, what a shitty topic

428SCJ · 01-09-2008, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gip99drop

flush more, shit less. lol

LMGDAO

Pro88LX · 01-09-2008, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 97blkpny

After you get this problem taken care of install a garbage disposal in your toilet. No more problems.

LMGDAO!!!!

Clifton · 01-09-2008, 09:44 PM

Wow....just wow

Great ideas!

silverstang04 · 01-09-2008, 09:48 PM

Call the city to come and jet your C/o if you have one!

wayne fontenot · 01-09-2008, 10:08 PM

next time tell neighbor you accidentaly locked yourself out and need to borrow their restroom.

blkscorpion80 · 01-13-2008, 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by wayne fontenot

next time tell neighbor you accidentaly locked yourself out and need to borrow their restroom.

yea and bust theirs up

12-28-2007, 09:29 AM	#1
Skidmark Scraping on everything... Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 17,438	Toilet is clogged, water is nearly overflowing OH, and no plunger LOL Anything I can do or just wait and get a plunger during my lunch?

12-28-2007, 09:40 AM	#4
Big Studly Resident Misanthrope Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: I am sorry, you must have mistaken me for someone that gives a Fuck! Posts: 8,944	you are up shit creek best you can do is fill the toilet bowl up with water and hope the static pressure is enouch to get the turd through the p-trap and get that vacuum going...but my guess is that is is already full, so you can't do anything. poke a stick down there and brake it up or a coat hanger. __________________

12-28-2007, 01:17 PM	#11
TOMMY Lifer Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 8,415	go get a plunger.. __________________ FOR SALE: TH350

12-29-2007, 01:31 PM	#19
2001 GT Back To Normal Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Beyond the Abyss Posts: 6,031	I just cant help but notice how appropriate this thread is in relation to your screen name __________________ Texan By Birth, Techsan By Choice.

12-29-2007, 01:35 PM	#20
Fordblue625 Goblin King of Fort Worth Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Fort Worth Posts: 3,173	Pour some coffee in there, always breaks my shit into little pieces. __________________ ________________________

12-28-2007, 09:34 AM	#3
Skidmark Scraping on everything... Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 17,438	LOL, so is there a stopper or something that would need to be pushed?

12-28-2007, 09:42 AM	#5
BP Keep your unicorns Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: At the Dexter Lake Club Posts: 11,429	You could scoop it all out and hold down the handle, it might free up something. Probably won't work but it'll make for a good story.

12-28-2007, 10:33 AM	#8
StangTamer Blessed Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: In the light. Posts: 7,500	Plan A Flush it one more time to clear all turds(just have shovel, mop, rubber gloves, scented candle, and trash bag readialy available). Then use both hands as plungers (as if you were giving CPR).....Though I wouldn't recommend using your mouth. Plan B Go to the store and spend $2.00 on a plunger.

12-28-2007, 12:40 PM	#9
blkscorpion80 "Livin the good life" Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: gettin some pussy Posts: 1,341	quit shit'n bricks

12-28-2007, 01:28 PM	#14
ffrc91gt Time Served Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Ft.Worth Posts: 343	Leaf blower would work....

12-28-2007, 01:46 PM	#15
Skidmark Scraping on everything... Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 17,438	You guys have horrible ideas.. i have a plunger coming my way

12-29-2007, 01:47 PM	#21
JimD Lifer Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Haughton,La,USA Posts: 12,260	Stab that mo-fo with a steak knife...

12-30-2007, 11:49 PM	#26
97blkpny Sure Shot Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: in the duck blind... Posts: 2,448	After you get this problem taken care of install a garbage disposal in your toilet. No more problems. __________________

01-01-2008, 10:56 AM	#28
bad_93 Time Served Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: earth Posts: 460	tooth brush? __________________ When it comes to cooking, I'm the cat's meow.

01-02-2008, 08:41 PM	#32
89gt-stanger Lifer Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Keller Posts: 2,370	I have tried this and it DOES infact work ok i promise this works. 1. estiamte how much shit you have in their. 2. then decide on a flammable liquid like gas or lighter fluid. 3. take all the water out of the pot. (i used a shop vac) 4. put enough of it down the hole. 5. then lite the "shit" up. and then after it is burnt up, flush it to put the fire out

01-08-2008, 01:10 PM	#33
VETTKLR Lifer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: TX Panhandle Posts: 1,072	LMAO This thread delivers. __________________ Jamey 1985 408 c.i.d. Mustang GT 2004 Twin Turbo Mystichrome Cobra 2005 Eddie Bauer Excursion 6.0 PSD 2008 Toyota Tundra Double Cab If you’re going to swim with sharks, don’t carry bait

01-08-2008, 01:51 PM	#34
Mr Majestyk to the Max Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 5,590	In the future keep a coat hanger or similar item nearby to hold a dangerously large turd in the bowl during the initial phase of the flushing process. As soon as the bowl water begins to flow out through the toilet throat release the captive turd, and the momentum of the already-exiting water should carry all but the most extraordinarily large logs out with it.

01-09-2008, 12:38 PM	#35
428SCJ Time Served Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Medford, NJ Posts: 902	Borrow your neighbors shop vac.

01-09-2008, 01:09 PM	#36
gip99drop Money Made All Good Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Dallas, Texas Posts: 2,123	flush more, shit less. lol

01-09-2008, 01:14 PM	#37
90GT50 Hey it's me, Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: FT.W Posts: 33,720	Stop eating pf changs? __________________

01-09-2008, 01:17 PM	#38
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01-09-2008, 09:44 PM	#41
Clifton Pumpkin Head Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Crowley, TX Posts: 2,517	Wow....just wow Great ideas! __________________ You are the company you keep.

01-09-2008, 09:48 PM	#42
silverstang04 Time Served Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Forney TX Posts: 781	Call the city to come and jet your C/o if you have one!

01-09-2008, 10:08 PM	#43
wayne fontenot Time Served Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: denton tx Posts: 406	next time tell neighbor you accidentaly locked yourself out and need to borrow their restroom. __________________ _____________________________________________

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