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02-21-2007, 09:42 AM
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bang yo head!!
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Star Wars
i can watch them over and over all day every day
<--------star wars junkie
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02-21-2007, 10:27 AM
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This will hurt someone
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Han shot first.
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02-21-2007, 10:36 AM
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I can usually watch Star Wars once every 5 years. Anymore and I think I'd lose my mind.
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02-21-2007, 10:43 AM
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i have yet to watch any of the new ones, prolly won't either.
ol skool 4 lyfe
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02-21-2007, 10:50 AM
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Fuckin liberals, man.
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Cruisin' Mos Espa
In my Delorean War's over I'm a peacetime mandalorian My story has stumped Star Wars historians Deep in debate, Buffet plate at Bennigan's Rhyme renegade Sure to penetrate First and second offense I won't hesitate Got a job to do And Darth's the guy that delegates Got something against Skywalker Someone he really hates I don't give a fuck I'm after Solo For all I care He could be hidin' at Yoda's dojo Gotta make the money Credit's no good When the jawas run the shop In your neighborhood Think you can cook I got a grappling hook Let's make this quick 'Cause I'm really booked I'm a devious degenerate Defender of the devil Shut down all the trash compactors On the detention level chorus My backpack's got jets Well I'm Boba the Fett Well I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt To finance my 'Vette wicky wicky woo Well I chill in deep space A mask is over my face Well I deliver the prize But I still narrow my eyes 'Cause my time I don't like to waste. Get down I'm a question Wrapped inside an enigma Get inside the slave one Find your homing signal From Endor to Hoth Ripley to Spock I'll find what you want But there's gonna be a cost See, my name is Boba Fett I know my shit is tight Start not actin'right You're frozen in carbonite Got telescopic sight Flame throwers on my wrist You still don't get the gist Spiked boots are made to kick Targets are made to hit You think I give a shit Yo mama is a bitch I see you in the Sarlaac Pit You just flipped my switch Integrity been dissed You scratchin' on my itch You know I shoot to get Got bambinas at cantinas Waitin' to lick my lusty lips So I'll let you get back inside Your little space ship Give you a head start 'Cause I'm the sportin' kind Consider the starting line The sneaky smile I hide inside Hope you have hyper drive (drive) pray to stay alive ('live) Don't try to slip me a five 'Cause I never take a bribe To the beat of a different drummer Bad ass bounty hunter Let no man put asunder Or else they be put under As in six feet Got an imperial fleet Backin' me up, gonna blow up Any attempt to defeat They gotta death star Got four payments on my car Hand it over to hammer head At Mos Eisley bar He used to carjack Now he's a barback Just goes to show how you can Get back on the right track As for me that's not an option Can't say that with more clarity Me going legit would be like Jar Jar on speech therapy Chorus My backpack's got jets Well I'm Boba the Fett Well I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt To finance my 'Vette wicky wicky woo Well I chill in deep space A mask is over my face Well I deliver the prize But I still narrow my eyes 'Cause my time I don't like to waste. Get down Slice you open like a Taun Taun Faster than the Autobahn Or a motorbike in Tron Do the deed and then I'm gone Jaba has a hissyfit Contact Calrissian Over a colt, the plan unfolds No politic is legit Back in the day When I was a slave Living life in the fast lane Like in a pod race My mean streak tweaked I became a basket case So this space ace Split that place, poste haste Took up a noble cause Called the Clone Wars 'Cause life's not all about Girls and cars Getting fucked up In fucked up bars See, I'm not a retard Or gay like de Barge I'm large and in charge With a face so scarred A cold black heart That's been torn apart The Sith wish that they Had a dick so hard 'Cause it's long long ago In a pussy far far Call me master, 'cause I'm faster Than Pryor on fire I no longer have to hot wire I'm a hunter for hire With no plans to retire And all the sucka MCs Can call me sire Chorus My backpack's got jets! (jets jets jets) Well I'm Boba the Fett! (the Fett the Fett) Well I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt, (Jabba Hutt Jabba Hutt Jabba Hutt) ...To finance my 'Vette (my 'Vette my 'Vette my 'Vette my 'Vette)
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02-21-2007, 11:06 AM
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Fuckin liberals, man.
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02-21-2007, 11:07 AM
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bang yo head!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ6hfXdxw5w
I met him in a swamp down in Dagoba Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda S O D A, soda I saw the little runt sitting there on a log I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said "Yoda" Y O D A, Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seen A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's wrinkled and green Oh, my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand Oh, my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Well, I left home just a week before And I've never ever been a Jedi before But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of course He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force" Well I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again With my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda So I used the Force I picked up a box I lifted some rocks While I stood on my head Well, I won't forget what Yoda said He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker side And if you start to go astray, let the Force be your guide" Oh, my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda "I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed But remember, if you kill him, then you'll be unemployed" Oh, my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess But I know that I'll be coming back some day I'll be playing this part 'till I'm old and gray The long-term contract that I had to sign Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time With my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda 
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02-21-2007, 11:09 AM
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a long, long time ago
in a galaxy far away naboo was under an attack and i thought me and qui-gon jinn could talk the federation into maybe cutting them a little slack but their response, it didn't thrill us they locked the doors and tried to kill us we escaped from that gas then met jar jar and boss nass we took a bongo from the scene and we went to theed to see the queen we all wound up on tatooine that's where we found this boy... oh my my this here anakin guy may be vader someday later - now he's just a small fry and he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye sayin' "soon i'm gonna be a jedi" "soon i'm gonna be a jedi" did you know this junkyard slave isn't even old enough to shave but he can use the force, they say ahh, do you see him hitting on the queen though he's just nine and she's fourteen yah, he's probably gonna marry her someday well, i know he built c-3po and i've heard how fast his pod can go and we were broke, it's true so we made a wager or two he was a prepubescent flyin' ace and the minute jabba started off that race well, i knew who would win first place oh yes, it was our boy we started singin' ... my my this here anakin guy may be vader someday later - now he's just a small fry and he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye sayin' "soon i'm gonna be a jedi" "soon i'm gonna be a jedi" now we finally got to coruscant the jedi council we knew would want to see how good the boy could be so we took him there and we told the tale how his midi-chlorians were off the scale and he might fulfill that prophecy oh, the council was impressed, of course could he bring balance to the force? they interview the kid oh, training they forbid because yoda sensed in him much fear and qui-gon said "now listen here" "just stick it in your pointy ear" "i still will teach this boy" he was singin' ... my my this here anakin guy may be vader someday later - now he's just a small fry and he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye sayin' "soon i'm gonna be a jedi" "soon i'm gonna be a jedi" we caught a ride back to naboo 'cause queen amidala wanted to i frankly would've liked to stay we all fought in that epic war and it wasn't long at all before little hotshot flew his plane and saved the day and in the end some gunguns died some ships blew up and some pilots fried a lot of folks were croakin' the battle droids were broken and the jedi i admire most met up with darth maul and now he's toast well, i'm still here and he's a ghost i guess i'll train this boy and i was singin' ... my my this here anakin guy may be vader someday later - now he's just a small fry and he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye sayin' "soon i'm gonna be a jedi" "soon i'm gonna be a jedi" we were singin' ... my my this here anakin guy may be vader someday later - now he's just a small fry and he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye sayin' "soon i'm gonna be a jedi"
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02-21-2007, 11:12 AM
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bang yo head!!
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02-21-2007, 01:17 PM
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02-22-2007, 12:02 AM
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you cant see me
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02-22-2007, 12:05 AM
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what a thread :]
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02-22-2007, 02:03 AM
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Lifer
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yep...star wars movies is how i broke in my home theater system.
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