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A couple was having marital problems so they went to see a marriage counselor.
The counselor, in an attempt to find some common ground from which to begin his analysis said, "Tell me about anything the two of you have in common." The husband spoke up and said, "Well, neither one of us sucks dick."
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10-14-2009, 12:44 AM
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I lol'd
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10-14-2009, 01:10 AM
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I chuckled.
Then scratched my balls.
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10-14-2009, 03:34 AM
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That explains it.
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10-14-2009, 04:42 PM
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Made me laugh a bit.
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10-28-2009, 02:34 PM
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lmao
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10-28-2009, 07:07 PM
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Hahah
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10-30-2009, 09:29 AM
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space for rent.
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nice.
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10-30-2009, 09:08 PM
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that was a good one
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Lmao
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