"I could...if..."
 

I could...have the fastest car in the world if... Brad was turning wrenches on it.

Post em up!!!

Not a bad idea.....hehehehehehe.....

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Pretty funny bryan. http://64.81.114.233/ubb/rolleyes.gif

If my grandma had balls she COULD be my grandpa....

I could have the only LS1 motor on DFWStangs that is about to explode if Brad Marsh wasn't on here...

Brad could, have straight teeth, if his parents had gotten him braces!

I could get my teeth fixed if we had a good dental plan.

I COULD be Brad's real daddy....

Nick could have had a clear complextion if he had clearasil.

Bryan could have hair if he used rogaine.

Al P's car would be running if he hadn't ragged on it.

Brad could go 9's if he wanted to.

if you took enough drugs and drank enough alcohol to screw his mama!

Brad COULD go without a colostomy bag IF Leon hadn't worn his asshole out so bad that it hangs out like a doorknob

I could have a baby shit green fairmont like bryan's if every junk yard would quit laughing at me when I ask and tell me where I could get one.

I could die laughing from reading that!

AL could look like brad if I hit him in the mouth with a hammer.

You could shit all over yourself if you had a car as quick as the Fairmont.

I could never post another ---

BOOM BITCH!!!!

again so as not to piss off O2BQIK. NOT!!!!

[This message has been edited by 302_plus_a_few (edited 06-13-2001).]

IM sorry but I can't stop laughing from this one! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

I could have gone without that mental image!

I could lose all my hair if I had to work on a clunker like the fairmont too.

Brad could say something good if he would take Chris c*ck out of his mouth.

I could eat through chicken wire if I had a mouth full of broken glass for teeth.

I could have real friends if I didn't know you guys!

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I could give a shit and get upset; but this shit is hilarious. I think it is funny when people 10-20 years older than have to stoop to my level and make fun of me. I thought they would be too uppidy with there high paying jobs to frequent a car site but guess I was wrong.

ROLFLMFAO!!!!!! SICK..SICK..SICK!

Al P could be a millionare if he didn't talk like THAT!!! hahahaha!

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I COULD get a real job IF I wasn't a pathetic turd....

I could suck my own dick....IF I never wanted to leave the house again!

I could have a hot rod like bryan or Al P if I was mature and had a good paying job. http://64.81.114.233/ubb/rolleyes.gif

Brad could live at home with mommy and daddy for ever if Chris wouldnt get upset for him copying his gig.

AL P could quit sucking cock, if he didn't like the taste!!!

Brad could quit sucking cock, if Chris would let him.
Bryan could quit sucking cock, if Carrie would let him!!! http://64.81.114.233/ubb/wink.gif

I think you would probably have to have your head out of your ass too...

He also needs to take the cock outta his mouth!

ARH COULD be getting his ass scraped up off the highway with a shovel IF he doesn't quit riding that bike at 150 mph....

I could throw this in here...
http://www.WetBeaverInc.com/win_dec.jpg
...if we needed to start talking about beavers.

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Prob so Al P. So what do you net like 65-70k/yr; does that make you wise and prosperous?

NO, that makes me more prosperous than YOU and that is all that counts junior. As for wise, hell that is so obvious its not even funny, you want to go out and race a car you can't even fuckin work on and then get on here and act like you are a bad ass....

Well, I took it to my buddys shop to put inside on display so he could sell it for me. So I wont ride the bitch again until its sold!

Good idea, get you an LS1 and have Brad work on it...nice and slow and safe....

ARH could give new meaning to the old joke - "What's the last thing to go through a bugs mind as he smacks the windshield" if he doesn't sell that thing!

Brad could get laid one day, if he would remove his mouth from Mary's teet.

I could post something funny here..if I wasn't laughing so hard at all you turd burglars. http://64.81.114.233/ubb/tongue.gif

Or afraid I'll be next... http://64.81.114.233/ubb/wink.gif

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Bryan... are these the 200 pills you were looking for? I could only find 23, but it's getting closer to 200. Did someone say 200???

I'm going to put a two stage kit on my daily driver....100 on the first stage and 100 on the second...do you guys think it can hold up to a 160 shot or not?

Brad could count to 200 if everybody lined up and held out their hands and took off their shoes and socks.

I COULD be getting some work done...IF I wasn't refreshing this thread over and over! http://64.81.114.233/ubb/smile.gif

Maybe I could introduce myself to Bradly the next time I saw him if I wasnt scared he'd knaw my arm off with that grill!

lol

Maybe Brad could get his teeth fixed, if his parents would buy a can opener.

I could add this thread to the P.D.S. archive now that you have degraded this post!

LOL!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH