GTek
02-07-2003, 04:34 AM
A pilot announces his pre-arrival announcement on the PA. "Ladies and Gentlemen, thankyou for flying South Florida Airlines. We will be arriving at Miami Int. Airport in a few minutes, the weather is wonderfull, and I hope you have enjoyed you're flight, etc., etc."
The co-pilot asks his captain, "So..what are you gonna do when we get to Miami?" The captain replies, " The first thing I'm gonna do when I get to the hotel is take a crap. Then I'm gonna take that new big tittied flight attendant out for dinner somewhere on Southbeach. After that I plan to take her back to the hotel and screw her brains out all night.".....at this time he doesn't know that the mike was stuck and his conversation was still being heard by the passengers.
The passengers are in shock....looking around for this new big tittied flight attendant for her reaction on the matter. She is so stunned and flustered that on her rush to the flight deck she trips over an elderly passenger.....the old lady leans over and says to her, "What's your rush young girl, he said he's gonna take a crap first.":D
The co-pilot asks his captain, "So..what are you gonna do when we get to Miami?" The captain replies, " The first thing I'm gonna do when I get to the hotel is take a crap. Then I'm gonna take that new big tittied flight attendant out for dinner somewhere on Southbeach. After that I plan to take her back to the hotel and screw her brains out all night.".....at this time he doesn't know that the mike was stuck and his conversation was still being heard by the passengers.
The passengers are in shock....looking around for this new big tittied flight attendant for her reaction on the matter. She is so stunned and flustered that on her rush to the flight deck she trips over an elderly passenger.....the old lady leans over and says to her, "What's your rush young girl, he said he's gonna take a crap first.":D