sloestang
02-06-2003, 06:00 PM
A little old, blue-haired lady shakily walks into a porno shop. She can barely get to the counter because she's so wobbly. But she finally makes it. She asks the clerk in a shakey voice, "d-d-d-d-d-ooooo yooooou hhhhhhave d-d-d-d-di-ildos?"
The clerk replies, "Why, yes we do."
The little old lady then asks, "D-d-d-d-d-ooooo yooooou hhhhhhave one aaaaabo-ut 6 innnn-ches llllllong annnnd aaaaand aaaaabo-ut 2 innnn-ches thiiiiick?"
The clerk politely replies, "Yes, ma'am."
"D-d-d-d-d-does it ru-u-u-n on 2 d-d-d-d-d-ouble A battttter-ies?" She shakily asks.
He nods, "Yes."
"D-d-d-d-d-ooooo yooooou knnnnnnow how tttttto tttttturn the damn thing o-ff?"
The clerk replies, "Why, yes we do."
The little old lady then asks, "D-d-d-d-d-ooooo yooooou hhhhhhave one aaaaabo-ut 6 innnn-ches llllllong annnnd aaaaand aaaaabo-ut 2 innnn-ches thiiiiick?"
The clerk politely replies, "Yes, ma'am."
"D-d-d-d-d-does it ru-u-u-n on 2 d-d-d-d-d-ouble A battttter-ies?" She shakily asks.
He nods, "Yes."
"D-d-d-d-d-ooooo yooooou knnnnnnow how tttttto tttttturn the damn thing o-ff?"