Mosephus
02-03-2003, 11:47 PM
Recently a "Husband Shopping Center" opened in Dallas where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up the floors.
The only rule was once you opened the door to any floor you must choose a man from that floor. If you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave and never to return. A couple of girlfriends decided to go there to find men.
They found: First floor--- The door had a sign saying, **These men have jobs and love kids.** The women read the sign, agreeing that this was a lot better than not having jobs or not loving kids, but wondered what was further up. So up they go.
At the second floor the sign read--- **These men have high paying jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.** "Hmmm," said the girls, but they wondered what was further up.
The sign at the third floor read--- **These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework.**
"Wow!" exclaimed the women, this is very tempting, but there's more further up." And again, up they go.
At the fourth floor the sign read--- **These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.** "Oh, mercy me! But just think what must be awaiting us further on," one of the friends said.
So up to the fifth floor they went. The sign on that door said---
*This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to please.**
The only rule was once you opened the door to any floor you must choose a man from that floor. If you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave and never to return. A couple of girlfriends decided to go there to find men.
They found: First floor--- The door had a sign saying, **These men have jobs and love kids.** The women read the sign, agreeing that this was a lot better than not having jobs or not loving kids, but wondered what was further up. So up they go.
At the second floor the sign read--- **These men have high paying jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.** "Hmmm," said the girls, but they wondered what was further up.
The sign at the third floor read--- **These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework.**
"Wow!" exclaimed the women, this is very tempting, but there's more further up." And again, up they go.
At the fourth floor the sign read--- **These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.** "Oh, mercy me! But just think what must be awaiting us further on," one of the friends said.
So up to the fifth floor they went. The sign on that door said---
*This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to please.**