sloestang
02-02-2003, 08:54 AM
An attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet, rural pub. She
gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately.
When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his
face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress
his beard, which is full and bushy.
"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with
both hands.
"Actually, no" he replies.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him..." she purrs,
running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender, clearly aroused.
"Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues
alluringly, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and
allowing him to suck and kiss them gently. "Tell him there
is no toilet paper in the ladies room."
gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately.
When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his
face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress
his beard, which is full and bushy.
"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with
both hands.
"Actually, no" he replies.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him..." she purrs,
running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender, clearly aroused.
"Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues
alluringly, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and
allowing him to suck and kiss them gently. "Tell him there
is no toilet paper in the ladies room."