redchevyguy
01-31-2003, 12:12 AM
Subject: Fish tale
Four married guys went fishing. After an hour, the following
>conversation took place:
>
>First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out
>fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife I will paint every room
>in the house next weekend."
>
>Second guy: "That's nothing! I had to promise my wife I'll build her a
>new deck for the pool."
>
>Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that
>I'll remodel the kitchen for her."
>
>They continued to fish, until they realized the fourth guy had not
said
>a word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you
>had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"
>
>"I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off the
>clock, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing, or Sex?"
>and she said, "Wear a sweater."
Four married guys went fishing. After an hour, the following
>conversation took place:
>
>First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out
>fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife I will paint every room
>in the house next weekend."
>
>Second guy: "That's nothing! I had to promise my wife I'll build her a
>new deck for the pool."
>
>Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that
>I'll remodel the kitchen for her."
>
>They continued to fish, until they realized the fourth guy had not
said
>a word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you
>had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"
>
>"I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off the
>clock, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing, or Sex?"
>and she said, "Wear a sweater."