Bcar
01-29-2003, 10:25 PM
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> A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl.
>As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone
>is sitting in the seat next to him.
>
>"No," he says, "The seat is empty."
>
>"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their
>right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl,
>the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?"
>
>He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I
>was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away.
>This is the first Super Bowl we haven't been to together
>since we got married in 1987."
>
>"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But
>couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or
>even a neighbor to take the seat?".
>
>The man shakes his head. "No they're all at the
>funeral."
>
> A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl.
>As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone
>is sitting in the seat next to him.
>
>"No," he says, "The seat is empty."
>
>"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their
>right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl,
>the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?"
>
>He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I
>was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away.
>This is the first Super Bowl we haven't been to together
>since we got married in 1987."
>
>"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But
>couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or
>even a neighbor to take the seat?".
>
>The man shakes his head. "No they're all at the
>funeral."
>