colonoscopies comments

[Bcar]

>A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made
>while he was performing colonoscopies:
>
>
>1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone
>before."
>
>2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
>
>3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
>
>4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"
>
>5. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there
>yet?"
>
>6. "You know, Doc, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
>
>7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
>
>8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You
>do the Hokey
>Pokey...."
>
>9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
>
>10. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"
>
>11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
>
>12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
>
>13. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head
>is not,
>in fact, up there?"
>