Marketing 101

[DarrenK]

>Marketing 101
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>Several friends have asked for an explanation of Marketing. Perhaps the
>following examples will help clear it up:
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>You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic
>in bed." That's Direct Marketing.
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>You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of
>your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in
>bed." That's Advertising.
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>You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone
>number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." That's
>Telemarketing.
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>You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up and straighten your
>dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I?" and reach
>up to straighten his tie brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and
>then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations.
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>You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, "I
>hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition.
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>You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going home with
>your friend. That's a Sales Rep.
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>Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you. That's Tech Support.
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>You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome
>men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one
>situated toward the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm
>fantastic in bed!" That's Spam.