DarrenK
01-28-2003, 06:47 PM
>A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned
>on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it
>starts." She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he
>finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."
>This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was
>gone he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts." That's it!" She blows
>her top! "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't
>even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave.
>Don'
>you realize that I cook and clean
>and wash and iron all day long?" The husband sighed. "It's started..."
>on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it
>starts." She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he
>finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."
>This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was
>gone he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts." That's it!" She blows
>her top! "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't
>even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave.
>Don'
>you realize that I cook and clean
>and wash and iron all day long?" The husband sighed. "It's started..."