TexasDevilDog
01-27-2003, 04:44 PM
God came looking for Adam in the garden of Eden. God asked Adam, "Adam, how is everything going?"
Adam replied," Gee God, it is great here but..."
God said, "Go on."
Adam continued, "Well, it is all good here, you know. This place is beautiful, there is fruit everywhere, fish in the streams and lakes, and plenty of animals, but I am kind of lonely."
God interrupted, "That is what I came to tell you. I am going to create a woman."
"What's a woman?" Adam asked.
God explained, "A woman is beautiful counter part of you. She will cook for you, clean your house, take care of and pamper you. She will follow your every wish and make wonderful love to you. Both of you will have perfect days together forever."
Adam looked a little worried and asked, "God, what will this cost me?"
God said, "An arm and a leg of course!"
Adam replied, "What can I get for a rib?"
Adam replied," Gee God, it is great here but..."
God said, "Go on."
Adam continued, "Well, it is all good here, you know. This place is beautiful, there is fruit everywhere, fish in the streams and lakes, and plenty of animals, but I am kind of lonely."
God interrupted, "That is what I came to tell you. I am going to create a woman."
"What's a woman?" Adam asked.
God explained, "A woman is beautiful counter part of you. She will cook for you, clean your house, take care of and pamper you. She will follow your every wish and make wonderful love to you. Both of you will have perfect days together forever."
Adam looked a little worried and asked, "God, what will this cost me?"
God said, "An arm and a leg of course!"
Adam replied, "What can I get for a rib?"