KevinH78
01-21-2003, 05:27 PM
> A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to
> the counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would really rather
> find a job.
>
> The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just
> got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard
> for his nympho daughter.
>
> You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes, but the suits,
> shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job,
> meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the
> young lady on her overseas holidays. The salary package is $200,000 a
> year.".
>
> The man said, "You're bullshitting me man!"
>
> The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it!"
> the counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would really rather
> find a job.
>
> The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just
> got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard
> for his nympho daughter.
>
> You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes, but the suits,
> shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job,
> meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the
> young lady on her overseas holidays. The salary package is $200,000 a
> year.".
>
> The man said, "You're bullshitting me man!"
>
> The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it!"