tntcobra
01-21-2003, 11:13 AM
Little Johnny told his teacher he’d found a cat. She asked if it was dead or alive.
“Dead,” she was informed.
“How do you know?” she asked.
“Because I pissed in his ear and he didn’t move,” said the child innocently.
“You did WHAT?!?” cried the teacher in surprise.
“You know,” explained the boy, “I leaned over and went ‘pssssst’ in his ear and he didn’t move”
“Dead,” she was informed.
“How do you know?” she asked.
“Because I pissed in his ear and he didn’t move,” said the child innocently.
“You did WHAT?!?” cried the teacher in surprise.
“You know,” explained the boy, “I leaned over and went ‘pssssst’ in his ear and he didn’t move”