Dear Abby

[redchevyguy]

The following are actual letters that Abigail Van
> Buren (Dear Abby)
> admitted she was at a total loss to answer:
>
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> Dear Abby,
> A couple of women moved in across the hall from me.
> One is a middle-aged
> gym teacher, and the other is a social worker in her
> mid twenties. These
> two women go everywhere together, and I've never
> seen a man go into their
> apartment or come out. Do you think they could be
> Lebanese?
>
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> Dear Abby,
> What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language
> and violence on my VCR?
>
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> Dear Abby,
> I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much
> I'm not even sure this
> baby I'm carrying is even his.
>
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> Dear Abby,
> I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has
> been on the pill for
> two years. It's getting expensive, and I think my
> boyfriend should share
> half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to
> discuss money with him.
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> Dear Abby,
> Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a
> boy who was raised in a
> good Christian home turn against his own?
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> Dear Abby,
> I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it.
> Now, how do I get out?
>
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> Dear Abby,
> My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist
> $50 an hour every week
> for two- and-a-half years. He must be crazy.
>
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> Dear Abby,
> Do you think it would be all right if I gave my
> doctor a little gift? I
> tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't, and he
> did it.
>
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> Dear Abby,
> My mother is mean and short-tempered. Do you think
> she is going through her
> mental pause?
>
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> Dear Abby,
> You told some woman whose husband had lost all
> interest in sex to send him
> to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in
> sex he is a doctor.What
> Now?
>

[Jedi]

Originally posted by redchevyguy
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> Dear Abby,
> Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a
> boy who was raised in a
> good Christian home turn against his own?
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~
> Dear Abby,
> I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it.
> Now, how do I get out?
>
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> Dear Abby,
>

When i started taking martial arts I had people acuse me of going against Christ because i would bow in a traditional dojo towards a shrine. Ignorant jackasses.

The Navy one made me laugh

[32psi]

Never underestimate the stupidity of the general population!