lilgeezy
01-15-2003, 05:47 PM
A farmhand is driving 'round the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes, he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck in the bull bars of my truck. He's still wriggling; what should I do?"
"In the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and when it stops wriggling, you can pull it out and throw it in a bush."
The farm worker agrees and signs off. About 10 minutes later, he radios back. "Boss, I did what you said. I shot the pig and dragged it out, and threw it in a bush."
"So what's the problem now?" his boss snapped.
"The blue light on his bike is still flashing!"
"In the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and when it stops wriggling, you can pull it out and throw it in a bush."
The farm worker agrees and signs off. About 10 minutes later, he radios back. "Boss, I did what you said. I shot the pig and dragged it out, and threw it in a bush."
"So what's the problem now?" his boss snapped.
"The blue light on his bike is still flashing!"