since when did i own a chop shop?

[whiteboy]

why does everone say that shit?
i have money i buy alot of parts off here!
i have never stolen from a memeber on here

[Girls can too]

Then quit talking shit doofus. They say it to get a rise out of you just like you say asinine shit to get a rise out of them. We all get to relive kindergarten every day that you post.

[whiteboy]

like i care! you TOOL!!

[Girls can too]

Originally posted by whiteboy
like i care! you TOOL!!
Don't use my word, Tool. And you DO care.

[whiteboy]

no really i dont!

[1RED94]

Originally posted by whiteboy
why does everone say that shit?
i have money i buy alot of parts off here!
i have never stolen from a memeber on here



I guess you missed the :D at the end of my post. Come on, if I really believed you stole cars, I'd give you shit for not stealing yourself a real '93 Cobra.:)

[whiteboy]

i havent?:p

[Girls can too]

Originally posted by whiteboy
no really i dont!
DENIAL

YES YOU DO!

[whiteboy]

quit flirting with me I know your really a man abecx told me so!!

[1RED94]

Originally posted by whiteboy
quit flirting with me I know your really a man abecx told me so!!

Abecx went in there? Yuck.

[Girls can too]

Originally posted by whiteboy
quit flirting with me I know your really a man abecx told me so!!

You're WRONG!

I'm not flirting with you. :D

[whiteboy]

lol sure:D

[1RED94]

Y'all are no fun.:(

[Girls can too]

Originally posted by whiteboy
lol sure:D
You'd have to chop up a LOT of 'stangs to hit this. I don't think there are enough in Plano. Does your business travel to outside cities?

[whiteboy]

sorry i wouldnt hit that if you payed me!! i dont mess with chicks who worked at a strip club

[Mychael101]

lol

[Girls can too]

Originally posted by whiteboy
sorry i wouldnt hit that if you payed me!! i dont mess with chicks who worked at a strip club
hahahaha! Believe me...I wouldn't give you a dime. My dick is bigger anyways. I satisfy myself just fine.

[GARS04]

Originally posted by whiteboy
sorry i wouldnt hit that if you payed me!! i dont mess with chicks who worked at a strip club

Ummm.......I would.
I think if someone has a ladder and a Disco ball Nic. and I could have a really good time.
Anyone..........Anyone.....:D

[AbecX]

Hey whiteboy where is your buddy? I havent seen him post in a LONG time.

[ThreeFingerPete]

okay, but who HAVE you stolen from?

adam

[II Fast]

since when did i own a chop shop?




People just assume you have a chop shop because of all the Cobra part's it took to convert the 93 GT over to a Cobra. If you bought all those part's it would have cost a fortune but some how you just had those parts laying around. So 2 + 2 = CHOP SHOP! Just trying to clear up any confusion..:D

[AbecX]

Originally posted by II Fast
People just assume you have a chop shop because of all the Cobra part's it took to convert the 93 GT over to a Cobra. If you bought all those part's it would have cost a fortune but some how you just had those parts laying arond. So 2 + 2 = CHOP SHOP! Just trying to clear up any confusion..:D
GT? LOL!!! Try 4 cylinder LX!

[Hollywood]

greatest thread ever

[AbecX]

Originally posted by 1RED94
Abecx went in there? Yuck.
My cock smells like flowers!

[1RED94]

Originally posted by AbecX
My cock smells like flowers!


You sniff your own cock? After getting that thing out of GC2's "Devil's Triangle," it's probably a level 3 biohazard. If you think the sewer smells "like flowers," then to each his own.:confused:

[AbecX]

Originally posted by 1RED94
You sniff your own cock? After getting that thing out of GC2's "Devil's Triangle," it's probably a level 3 biohazard. If you think the sewer smells "like flowers," then to each his own.:confused:
I helped her shave and douche before we banged.

[1RED94]

Originally posted by AbecX
I helped her shave and douche before we banged.


Like vinegar and water is going to kill that funk she's had festering up in there over the years.:rolleyes:

[AbecX]

Originally posted by 1RED94
Like vinegar and water is going to kill that funk she's had festering up in there over the years.:rolleyes:
Well duh, I flipped her over and stuck a funnel in her ass and started pouring some oxy clean in that bitch.

[Hollywood]

Funniest thread ever

[Girls can too]

Originally posted by GARS02GSTA
Ummm.......I would.
I think if someone has a ladder and a Disco ball Nic. and I could have a really good time.
Anyone..........Anyone.....:D

BWAHAHAHAHA! You know all of my secret fantasies. :o I hear big things come in small packages. :p GAME ON! :D

[Girls can too]

Originally posted by 1RED94
Like vinegar and water is going to kill that funk she's had festering up in there over the years.:rolleyes:

At least I don't have cobwebs on my dick. Use that thing for a change and you might not be so bitter about my rose filled box.

Originally posted by 1RED94
I helped her shave and douche before we banged.

1.) I don't 'shave'
2.) I don't douche
3.) I don't bang
4.) Like you'd EVER be allowed to help if I did any of those things. My box is like Windows...you'd never figure out how to use it.

[AbecX]

Originally posted by Girls can too
1.) I don't 'shave'
2.) I don't douche
3.) I don't bang
4.) Like you'd EVER be allowed to help if I did any of those things. My box is like Windows...you'd never figure out how to use it.
Hey dipshit, I said that, not 1red94 :rolleyes:

I think you forgot about all the funnel and oxyclean stuff because after I did that, I had to duct tape your hole and shake you up to really get that shit cleaned up, then we hired some chimney cleaners and they had to keep coming back with bigger and bigger pipe cleaners for those diesel sized mudflaps you got going, let alone the 4 sets of electric hedge clipers I had to purchase because that bush kept getting tangled and messing stuff up, hell you had mini chewbacca's running out of that bitch, let alone all the klingons on uranus.

Its been 3 weeks and I still havent got that rank smell you left out of my house. :(

[Hollywood]

grossest thread ever

Originally posted by AbecX
Hey dipshit, I said that, not 1red94 :rolleyes:

I think you forgot about all the funnel and oxyclean stuff because after I did that, I had to duct tape your hole and shake you up to really get that shit cleaned up, then we hired some chimney cleaners and they had to keep coming back with bigger and bigger pipe cleaners for those diesel sized mudflaps you got going, let alone the 4 sets of electric hedge clipers I had to purchase because that bush kept getting tangled and messing stuff up, hell you had mini chewbacca's running out of that bitch, let alone all the klingons on uranus.

Its been 3 weeks and I still havent got that rank smell you left out of my house. :(

[GARS04]

Originally posted by AbecX
Hey dipshit, I said that, not 1red94 :rolleyes:

I think you forgot about all the funnel and oxyclean stuff because after I did that, I had to duct tape your hole and shake you up to really get that shit cleaned up, then we hired some chimney cleaners and they had to keep coming back with bigger and bigger pipe cleaners for those diesel sized mudflaps you got going, let alone the 4 sets of electric hedge clipers I had to purchase because that bush kept getting tangled and messing stuff up, hell you had mini chewbacca's running out of that bitch, let alone all the klingons on uranus.

Its been 3 weeks and I still havent got that rank smell you left out of my house. :(

Someone has Major Issue's....

[Jetfast50]

I think you forgot about all the funnel and oxyclean stuff because after I did that, I had to duct tape your hole and shake you up to really get that shit cleaned up, then we hired some chimney cleaners and they had to keep coming back with bigger and bigger pipe cleaners for those diesel sized mudflaps you got going, let alone the 4 sets of electric hedge clipers I had to purchase because that bush kept getting tangled and messing stuff up, hell you had mini chewbacca's running out of that bitch, let alone all the klingons on uranus.

Damn cruz, sounds like you have a thing for sticking your shit into crazy places! Somebody told me that you break in your new car parts the same way!

(cruz to throttle body) Ya baby all you need is a good stiff dickin'!

Is that shit worth a couple of tenths?:confused:

BWaaaaaaaaa!:D

[GARS04]

Originally posted by Girls can too
BWAHAHAHAHA! You know all of my secret fantasies. :o I hear big things come in small packages. :p GAME ON! :D

So your telling me there's a chance...[Jim Carey/Dumb&Dumber]
:D

[1RED94]

Originally posted by Girls can too
At least I don't have cobwebs on my dick. Use that thing for a change and you might not be so bitter about my rose filled box.



Calling that disaster area a "rose filled box" is like calling 3-Mile Island a picnic area.:rolleyes: As far as me not using "it," at least I have "cobwebs" instead of that crab salad all-you-can-eat you've got going on down there. I hope Abecx brought tartar sauce and a bib.

[AbecX]

Crabs? Its more like KFC original, not extra krispy!

[1RED94]

Originally posted by AbecX
Crabs? Its more like KFC original, not extra krispy!


I think you'd definitely be dining on crabs and hushpuppies down there.

[90GT50]

Originally posted by 1RED94
I think you'd definitely be dining on crabs and hushpuppies down there.
Nic's Crab Shack:D

[RandyRedneck]

Guilty conciense?

[evil jose]

Originally posted by Girls can too
Then quit talking shit doofus. They say it to get a rise out of you just like you say asinine shit to get a rise out of them. We all get to relive kindergarten every day that you post.

Asinine? Come on, stop using big words like that. whiteboy wouldn't know how to use a dictionary more or less know how to spell it.