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greybeast

01-11-2003, 07:07 PM

I am tryin to start some shit talkin in the smackatorium are you fuckers asleep or cum-drunk from suckin dick?Lets go sugar-nipples , LET THE SHIT talkin commence!!!!!!Any takers?

II Fast

01-11-2003, 09:23 PM

OK Your momma's SOOOO Fat she wore a Malcom X t-Shirt and helicopters kept trying to land on her ass!!:D

Barbie

01-12-2003, 12:04 AM

Originally posted by greybeast
I am tryin to start some shit talkin in the smackatorium are you fuckers asleep or cum-drunk from suckin dick?Lets go sugar-nipples , LET THE SHIT talkin commence!!!!!!Any takers?

you can get cum-drunk??:confused::eek:

DON SVO

01-12-2003, 12:12 AM

Originally posted by Barbie
you can get cum-drunk??:confused::eek:

i live in arlington.

would you like to try it out and see if it is possible?

Barbie

01-12-2003, 12:14 AM

Originally posted by DonSVO
i live in arlington.

would you like to try it out and see if it is possible?

haha, how about no

DON SVO

01-12-2003, 12:17 AM

Originally posted by Barbie
haha, how about no

curiosity killed the cat.

<--- dead

BloomCountyGirl

01-13-2003, 05:42 PM

She's in Denial.

Try her again!

GARS04

01-13-2003, 10:12 PM

Originally posted by DonSVO
curiosity killed the cat.

<--- dead

couldnt this be taken a couple of different ways ??
:confused:

01-13-2003, 10:46 PM

Is her cat dead?

Barbie

01-13-2003, 10:52 PM

Originally posted by GE
Is her cat dead?

no

93 Incon Cobra

01-13-2003, 10:56 PM

Originally posted by Barbie
you can get cum-drunk??:confused::eek:

Just ask Rod Stewart :eek: :eek: :eek:

Urban Legends of Rock and Roll

Rod Stewart Gets Pumped

Not necessarily the most notorious, but arguably the most retold of rock's urban legends, this one has been around for decades and has been attributed to just about every performer. However the original legend, as heard back in the early 70s, involves Rod Stewart.

Stewart reportedly collapsed at a party and was subsequently taken to the emergency room of a hospital, where upon pumping his stomach a gallon of semen was extracted. The amount varies from story to story. Some outlandish versions claim that whale sperm was discovered in his stomach.

Many others have been the focal point of this legend over the years, including Richard Gere, Mick Jagger, Elton John, David Bowie, members of New Kids on the Block, and most recently Alanis Morisette (who is supposedly addicted to semen) and Hip-Hop'er Lil Kim.

:eek: :eek: :eek:

Gaber

01-13-2003, 11:25 PM

dammit thats gross..

93 Incon Cobra

01-14-2003, 01:01 AM

Originally posted by Gaber
dammit thats gross..

Thank ya..:D

Barbie

01-14-2003, 01:08 AM

Originally posted by 93 Incon Cobra
Alanis Morisette (who is supposedly addicted to semen)
:eek: :eek: :eek:

is that a bad thing?? :confused:I read in cosmo that you can actually form a chemical dependency to a chemical in a man's semen, it cause cause you to have stronger feelings for him. I think I need rehab:p

46Tbird

01-14-2003, 10:37 AM

PM me if you're serious.

Wario

01-14-2003, 10:47 AM

Originally posted by Barbie
is that a bad thing?? :confused:I read in cosmo that you can actually form a chemical dependency to a chemical in a man's semen, it cause cause you to have stronger feelings for him. I think I need rehab:p

Sure, we can hold rehab at my house! :)

BloomCountyGirl

01-14-2003, 05:17 PM

Originally posted by Barbie
is that a bad thing?? :confused:I read in cosmo that ...

Yes, because Cosmo is second only to the American Journal of Medicine in reliable health related information.:rolleyes:

01-14-2003, 05:19 PM

LMAO!

ffrc91gt

01-22-2003, 11:35 PM

FACT OF THE DAY...
The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is so salty.....
Don't swallow the water

ZYouL8R

01-23-2003, 01:55 AM

Originally posted by ffrc91gt
FACT OF THE DAY...
The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is so salty.....
Don't swallow the water

Not too many blue whales in the Gulf, but I'll remember this next time I take a dive off the coast of Alaska.

90GT50

01-23-2003, 10:10 AM

ffrc91gt

01-23-2003, 10:32 AM

Originally posted by 90GT50
did you actually look this up?:confused:

NO!! Received it in an email from a friend in Florida... Just thought it kinda went along with the drunk theme.

llamastang

01-26-2003, 06:39 PM

Originally posted by II Fast
OK Your momma's SOOOO Fat she wore a Malcom X t-Shirt and helicopters kept trying to land on her ass!!:D and yours is so ugly she has to sneak up on a spicket to get a drink of water!!!:eek:

Barbie

01-26-2003, 06:45 PM

man, I thought llamastang was gone for good, wishful thinking....

Roscoe

01-26-2003, 07:12 PM

Originally posted by Barbie
man, I thought llamastang was gone for good, wishful thinking....

And when exactly was the last time (or ever for that matter) you posted anything with meaning? :confused:

Barbie

01-26-2003, 07:21 PM

Originally posted by Roscoe
And when exactly was the last time (or ever for that matter) you posted anything with meaning? :confused:

:(

Blueyedevil

01-30-2003, 04:17 PM

If girls can get addicted to guys cum, I think they should get addicted to ours too! it's only fair...;)

DON SVO

01-30-2003, 08:56 PM

Originally posted by Barbie
:(

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Barbie

01-31-2003, 01:54 PM

Originally posted by DonSVO
HAHAHAHAHAH!!!

:mad:

The Raven

01-31-2003, 02:32 PM

Originally posted by Blueyedevil
If girls can get addicted to guys cum, I think they should get addicted to ours too! it's only fair...;)

<--- stands and raises hand

"My name is Aaron"

"hi Aaron"

"...and I too am a poon-aholic".

90GT50

02-02-2003, 09:34 PM

Originally posted by Got Boost?
<--- stands and raises hand

"My name is Aaron"

"hi Aaron"

"...and I too am a poon-aholic".
cough19yroldscough

The Raven

02-04-2003, 03:45 PM

Originally posted by 90GT50
cough19yroldscough

"Piiiiink is mah fa-vo-rite color...":o :p ;)

Blueyedevil

02-04-2003, 03:51 PM

Originally posted by Got Boost?
<--- stands and raises hand

"My name is Aaron"

"hi Aaron"

"...and I too am a poon-aholic".

At least you have an addiction to something that benefits us ladies, and to that I say never be a quiter!!;)

The Raven

02-04-2003, 05:43 PM

Originally posted by Blueyedevil
At least you have an addiction to something that benefits us ladies, and to that I say never be a quiter!!;)

A, B, C, D, E, F, G..... ;)