Outran a speeding bullet this morning.... [Archive]

AL P

01-06-2003, 12:57 PM

I was driving down the road and some cops were shooting at Whiteboy while he was stealing a car and I saw the bullet come out of the gun and punched it in second. By the time I hit 4th I had two cars on that bullet. I can't figure out if he was racing though....

Denny

01-06-2003, 01:04 PM

Probably just a .45 cal... slow slugs!

AL P

01-06-2003, 01:05 PM

Originally posted by Denny
Probably just a .45 cal... slow slugs!

Why you got to hate on me?

Denny

01-06-2003, 01:07 PM

I've got a 10mm silver bullet with Boss stripes that'll whoop your vettes ass!!!

Then I'll kick yours and score 800 on the SAT's all in a day!

Tiny Tim

01-06-2003, 01:10 PM

MOD is getting OWNED :)

AL P

01-06-2003, 01:14 PM

Originally posted by Denny
I've got a 10mm silver bullet with Boss stripes that'll whoop your vettes ass!!!

Then I'll kick yours and score 800 on the SAT's all in a day!

Taking the SAT is stoopid dog....

Barbie

01-06-2003, 01:18 PM

Originally posted by Denny
Then I'll kick yours and score 800 on the SAT's all in a day!

I didn't think 800 was a good score??:confused:

Denny

01-06-2003, 01:20 PM

Originally posted by Barbie
I didn't think 800 was a good score??:confused:

Ask MOD Racing-1 what a good score is!

Barbie

01-06-2003, 01:21 PM

Originally posted by Denny
Ask MOD Racing-1 what a good score is!

Ok MOD, what is a good score??

Denny

01-06-2003, 01:22 PM

Give him a few minutes...

Kaji

01-06-2003, 01:24 PM

I'll whip up on that bullet with my 97 GT with exhaust and gears. The car isn't ready yet. So, I'll meet you guys when I'm done and laugh at all you dfwstangs pussies when you don't show because I'm at a different place and say that I won by default!

Barbie

01-06-2003, 01:38 PM

Originally posted by Kaji98Z
and laugh at all you dfwstangs pussies

ok, you're a member of DFWstangs, so wouldn't that make you a DFWstangs pussy??:confused:

Wario

01-06-2003, 01:49 PM

Originally posted by Barbie
ok, you're a member of DFWstangs, so wouldn't that make you a DFWstangs #####??:confused:

Yep Kaji is one big ol dfwstangs PUSS!:p

01-06-2003, 01:55 PM

Can somebody please buy Barbie a sarcasm detector for her next birthday?

AL P

01-06-2003, 02:03 PM

I already bought her one, I'll wrap it and put it in the same box as the ANAL DESTROYER that I bought her....

01-06-2003, 02:09 PM

Cool.

BloomCountyGirl

01-06-2003, 04:57 PM

Originally posted by XL
Can somebody please buy Barbie a sarcasm detector for her next birthday?

I think you have to have an IQ higher than your age in order to operate a sarcasm detector. Nice idea though.:p

01-06-2003, 05:15 PM

Originally posted by BloomCountyGirl
I think you have to have an IQ higher than your age in order to operate a sarcasm detector. Nice idea though.:p

Somebody smack her then. That should knock some kinda sense into her!

Dolomite

01-06-2003, 05:53 PM

Originally posted by BloomCountyGirl
I think you have to have an IQ higher than your age in order to operate a sarcasm detector. Nice idea though.:p

Talking Barbie says: "Math is hard!"

Grant

01-06-2003, 09:05 PM

Like speeding bullets are fast. :rolleyes:

MOD RACING-1

01-06-2003, 09:21 PM

You didnt beat shit.The only thing you beat is your meat. Ok so I got a1300 on my SAT so what.

The Raven

01-07-2003, 11:00 AM

Originally posted by MOD RACING-1
You didnt beat shit.The only thing you beat is your meat. Ok so I got a1300 on my SAT so what.

What's that, the Street race Avoiding and Trash talking exam?... :rolleyes:

DON SVO

01-07-2003, 11:49 PM

Originally posted by MOD RACING-1
You didnt beat shit.The only thing you beat is your meat. Ok so I got a1300 on my SAT so what.

a 1300 would place you quite high on the SAT ladder... thats top 90% percentile for the most part, and well into scholarship range.

<---- would know, he got a 1300

also, i don't think you got a 1300. sorry. you really come off as a 950-type person.